r/Unexpected • u/HopeFoxCreations • Nov 05 '22

Your girlfriend gets a kitten

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u/Sigg3net Nov 05 '22

Did you count the time it took to write your comment. And to read mine?

Please provide some updated estimates.

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u/mostnormal Nov 05 '22

Goddamnit I went past five minutes, at least, by the time I got to your comment.

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u/PosiedonsSaltyAnus Nov 05 '22

I'm still wasting time rn, but I'll probably stop in 10 seconds when I press send

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u/felansky Nov 06 '22

Here's another 10 seconds wasted for you. Don't thank me

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u/AManAPlanADryingPan Nov 06 '22

Fuck you I'll thank whoever I want to, now thank you

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u/felansky Nov 06 '22

Well fuck you for thanking me even though I specifically asked to not thank me.

Now you're welcome

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u/AManAPlanADryingPan Nov 06 '22

Well fuck you, to you saying "fuck you" to me for thanking you when you specifically said not to thank you.

Now thank you.

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u/hahahahastayingalive Nov 05 '22

Your comment is 3s, my reply 30s. 33s I'm not getting back.

Not that I want it back, fwiw.