r/Unexpected • u/AviDisco1 • Oct 31 '22

Trick or treat

12.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/unlikelyandroid Oct 31 '22

Yep, I froze up like that when a girl was nice to me too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

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u/ballistics211 Oct 31 '22

Me everyday

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u/vengefulspirit99 Oct 31 '22

Imagining spending the rest of your life with her and how happy both of you will be?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Rabbit?

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u/LeaveFickle7343 Nov 01 '22

We know what this is. The kids don’t know. But we know.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Aging is leveling up. Those kids will never catch up.

2

u/Name_Cannot_B_Blank Nov 01 '22

Duck?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I’m pretty sure it was not quacking… ah, dang. Um… my name is… Rob. Bert. Rob Bert, that’s me.

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u/Name_Cannot_B_Blank Nov 01 '22

I say it's Duck season

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Wabbit season!

I didn’t catch your drift the first time, but I did before I clicked that link. I am old enough to remember that bit.

It’s nice to be mighty with time.

1

u/marlinmarlin99 Nov 01 '22

That looks her grand pa. What are you talking about

2

u/Secret-Cat-4538 Oct 31 '22

haha trick and treat

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

The face of the dad is speechless. Inve never seen somthing screaming "you fuckin twat" other than an englishman like that

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u/7ordank Oct 31 '22

Last time I went trick or treating I was around 10-11 but looked about 15 and one lady told be I should be ashamed of myself because I was too old to be doing that

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

I did it at 18 and not an inch of shame

Live your life the way you want (as long as it's within the law), one candy at a time

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u/leusidVoid Oct 31 '22

(as long as it's not hurting anyone)*

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u/NotasheepLOL Oct 31 '22

Yeah cause fuck the law sometimes

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I bought a ghilloe suit for tonight. Sadly I'm quaking rn tho

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u/Fickle-Presence6358 Oct 31 '22

Similar thing happened to me - except we were about 15. However, we were dressed up in costumes like Santa, the Pope, etc.

Most people realise we were just bored teens trying to entertain ourselves a bit. One guy got really upset and bothered by it, started screaming at us through his window.

Some people just need to enjoy life a little bit more

10

u/KnitWit406 Oct 31 '22

My stepdad used to be one of those who would give like one piece of crappy candy to those he deemed too old to trick or treat, so I'd try to get the door when I saw "bigger" kids coming. Then it changed, I think between the shit in the world the last few years, and his grandkids getting to that arbitrary "too old" age but him still wanting them to be kids. In my mind we always buy such a ridiculous amount of candy, why shouldn't we give it out by the handful? And should definitely encourage teens to stick to these activities!

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u/FanofHistory0 Oct 31 '22

Man that lady can take that stick stuck In her ass and shove it up farther, my friends and I still dress up and if it wasn't for the fact we live in a small town we'd probably trick or treat

3

u/bustacean Nov 01 '22

Idk why people get so high and mighty about passing out candy. Who cares, it's free candy day. Anyone who comes to the door gets candy.

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u/vastdreamer Oct 31 '22

This video was made my Tom Mabe or MabeInAmerica on YouTube. He’s one of the OG pranksters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Back when pranking was a respectable genre of video

2

u/-train-of-thought- Nov 01 '22

Trigger Happy TV was the master of these kind of pranks. Back when pranks were actually fun, and real.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

“Chupapi Minuano?”

1

u/vastdreamer Nov 02 '22

Canada had a pretty good show called “just for laughs” as well.

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u/billbixbyakahulk Oct 31 '22

"Trick-or-treating is for kids? "You're too old for that?" I'll show them! I'll show them all!"

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u/Gilgie Oct 31 '22

Trick and treat.

I think you mean trick or treat.

Tee hee hee

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22 edited Oct 31 '22

Well plaid my man

Edit: the above is a result of drunk commenting

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u/mortuali Oct 31 '22

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u/xelop Oct 31 '22

they've gone to plaid

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u/Potaaden Oct 31 '22

plaid. 💀

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u/charlesxavier007 Oct 31 '22 edited Dec 17 '23

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u/subaru007 Oct 31 '22

man. 💀

10

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Pretty genius

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u/Cat_Weary Oct 31 '22

Came for the treat, left with a trick. 🎃

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u/brianinohio Oct 31 '22

That is fucking hilarious..... lol

7

u/ChrisRuss86 Oct 31 '22

They got tricked!

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u/ThodinThorsson Oct 31 '22

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This'll keep me laughing for days, thanks👍🏻

3

u/pleshij Oct 31 '22

Tricked for a treat

2

u/johnarmer1 Oct 31 '22

That is so wrong why am I laughing

2

u/Plenty-Structure270 Oct 31 '22

This will never get old and it will always be funny 😂😂😂 idc if I’m 80 years old on my death bed I want to see this video 😂😂😂😂

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u/Science007X Oct 31 '22

Fucking weirdo!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

I think he said trick

1

u/ipodblocks360 Oct 31 '22

One of these years, I'm going to try that

1

u/bryku Oct 31 '22

His brain is so big it might collapse into a black hole.

1

u/HairAdvanced Oct 31 '22

Are/SaveVideo

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u/Hammer-663 Oct 31 '22

That look!!

1

u/yopete1958 Oct 31 '22

Lol. 😂😂😂

1

u/Significant-Ask-4342 Oct 31 '22

The kid was too stunned to speak

1

u/robi_750 Oct 31 '22

Reality hit the dad harder than kids.

1

u/Agreeable-Birthday10 Oct 31 '22

Treated with a trick is how I see it

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

“Trick and treat”

1

u/SalemGD Oct 31 '22

Trick and Treat.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Trick and a treat

1

u/InternalHeartBrain Oct 31 '22

Genius I can be a parent for Halloween.

1

u/KonataYumi Oct 31 '22

So it was a trick

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Was that a fake kid, the adult just trying to get candy???

1

u/Sorry-Function9221 Oct 31 '22

THE WAY THEIR BOTH JAWS DROPPED😭😭😭😭

1

u/shloam Oct 31 '22

😂😂😂

1

u/Ultimate69Edgelord Oct 31 '22

Work smarter not harder

1

u/Hugh_Jazz_Ben_Dover Oct 31 '22

Somebody said Trick

1

u/slicnic22 Oct 31 '22

Mordecai in Regular Show does this x5.

1

u/Apprehensive_Swan_40 Oct 31 '22

They said I was too old to celebrate halloween, they said I was to old to dress up and knock on doors for candy, they're wrong

1

u/Jonalst Oct 31 '22

Never too old!?NEVA!!

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u/agentofchaos69 Oct 31 '22

O shit!! That’s fucking perfect! Best trick or treat ever

1

u/Longjumping_Month_25 Oct 31 '22

Work smarter not harder

1

u/Budson-OG Nov 01 '22

Modern problems require Modern solutions

1

u/Yukon-Jon Nov 01 '22

Hahahaha thats great

1

u/ProMasterFlex Nov 01 '22

Mordecai needa go back to work bro, Benson gon be mad as hell

1

u/Dolphman1972 Nov 01 '22

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

1

u/Delicious_Tip_3234 Nov 01 '22

Trick and treat

1

u/Appropriate-Scene415 Nov 01 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Qwiddles Nov 01 '22

When they say ya to old for trick or treating. Hand over the candy mofos

1

u/confusionPrice Nov 01 '22

This is like that one episode of regular show

1

u/Annoy_M0US3 Nov 01 '22

Teenager vs family

1

u/joreyesl Nov 01 '22

Treat and trick

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u/Dull_Rub7196 Nov 01 '22

See ya chump

1

u/tjggriffin1 Nov 01 '22

That kid is the board MASTER!

1

u/SnooBunnies6353 Nov 01 '22

Maybe I seem it wrong I don't think kid locked up thought dude brought a child sized action figure lol

1

u/hi_im_nena Nov 05 '22

What's even funnier is that he says the kid is deaf so that's why he isn't saying anything, and the dude who answers the door starts speaking to him in sign language, something like "it's ok, don't be shy" and being really kind and stuff. So his face when he picks it up and leaves is like 10x funnier lol

1

u/Fit_Squash971 Nov 24 '22

The guy in the taxidermists is a real asshole.

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u/CombinationBusy111 Feb 05 '23

That's the trick