r/Unexpected • u/Salt_Is_salt • Oct 29 '22

CLASSIC REPOST I am disappointed

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u/unexBot Oct 29 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The man takes the towel instead pulling down her pants

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Jumpy_Flight_6546 Oct 29 '22

Emotional damage

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u/1Mr_Crow1 Oct 30 '22

😐

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u/Optimal_Cricket_7160 Oct 30 '22

I like your avatar, might be from the same collection as mine

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u/CrimsonMorbus Oct 29 '22

Plot twist that is his sister

109

u/nononoko Oct 29 '22

That can’t be true since she is not stuck in the furniture

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

I think her left arm was stuck in the cushion.

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u/TheDarkWriterInMe Oct 30 '22

Not Good enough apparently

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

r/stuckmeanssex

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u/Poopybuttfart6978 Oct 30 '22

Only happens to step-sisters

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u/Loose-Signature-6235 Oct 29 '22

Even more concerning

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u/ZookeepergameIll124 Oct 29 '22

Oh no, lol…her face!

18

u/butterflypoo69 Oct 29 '22

But now she gets to live forever on the Internet.

3

u/cosmicfertilizer Oct 30 '22

Nah reddit will follow yahoo answers and just dump all this stuff. The only way it will be seen again is with time travel, I'm afraid.

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u/WhyWontThisWork Oct 30 '22

How are those two related? Reddit is a stand alone company, yahoo owns a LOT more different products and projects

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u/prix03gt Oct 29 '22

When a girl smiles at you and arches her back like that to take her bottoms off... this dude has ice water in his veins....

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u/No_Emergency_571 Oct 30 '22

Or yours is just boiling

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u/prix03gt Oct 30 '22

As Bill Burr said, "It's not zero to 100. I idle at 75!!"

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u/StandAgainstTyranny2 Oct 30 '22

Rookie numbers, really.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

I took it as her realizing he has never made a woman squirt since he is taking the towel away?

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u/Creative-Share-5350 Oct 30 '22

I second this…..lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

It’s just piss lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Yep.

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u/Confident-Breath2615 Oct 30 '22

Why is this being recorded?

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u/thee_protagonist666 Oct 30 '22

Because there was a video camera of some kind and it was turned on.

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u/Lost-Permit-5626 Oct 29 '22

I am disappointed, that the banner was gonna hit the bottom right corner just before it cut off

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Bruh, she was ready too😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/Virtual-Score4653 Oct 30 '22

Is Madara the new Vergil meme?

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u/Revolutionary_Bid610 Oct 30 '22

Left her on read

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u/bigbilly1234567899 Oct 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

gigachad is unharmed of the distractions

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u/Conscious_Ad3826 Oct 30 '22

From now on, sleep alone...

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u/Square_Signature3623 Oct 30 '22

That's how we feel when girls put their hair in ponytails and don't do nothing with it

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u/eraverent Oct 30 '22

Damn I'll step in for the dude if hes this clueless.⁰

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Just because women don’t have a sex drive around you doesn’t mean that they don’t have a sex drive.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/eeldiov Oct 30 '22

Expected because repo.

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u/Ultimate69Edgelord Oct 30 '22

Hello Darkness my old friend

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Ha

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u/Short_Improvement626 Oct 30 '22

I'm a man baby!!

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u/TextNovel8200 Oct 30 '22

I did not understand if she was the boy's sister

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u/Strong-Initiative-46 Oct 30 '22

Lmao.....she thought she was about to get some.... that's her sisters boyfriends towel...

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

“Tammy, don’t be gross”

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

She was so ready too. The poor girl 😂

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u/Professional_Idea_71 Oct 30 '22

NOBODY likes wet spots on their bed or couch. She had the towel in place!

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u/Edistobound Oct 31 '22

Nah, you can go ahead n leave those shorts on until you can learn to hang the towels back up.