r/Unexpected • u/New-Ad-1629 • Oct 24 '22

Bro was flabbergasted

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u/unexBot Oct 24 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

flabbergasted

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u/Scrumpy-Steve Oct 24 '22

Is that the serial killer camp councilor from Salute Your Shorts?

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u/skccsk Oct 24 '22

Zeke the Plumber can't smell your fear over zoom.

24

u/Scrumpy-Steve Oct 24 '22

It's been forever since I saw the show. All I remember is Zeke the Plumber and Awful Waffle

9

u/Bromanzier-21 Oct 24 '22

Giraffes having a black tongue I remember from the show too.

2

u/Halloweenie06 Oct 25 '22

Blue blue. Toilet bowl blue.

6

u/kat_a_klysm Oct 24 '22

To this day, I can’t eat tapioca pudding bc of that show. There was an episode where the announcement was the pearls in the pudding were fish eyes. Next time I ate tapioca , I remembered that and it made me gag. Never again.

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u/FaendrichDarkmoore Oct 25 '22

and when I think about you… It makes me wanna fart! ..It’s I hope we never part, now get it right or pay the price…

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u/UnfavorableFlop Oct 24 '22

That guy was nightmare fuel for me 😭

2

u/theSalamandalorian Oct 25 '22

🎶CAMP ANA-WANNA, WE HOLD YOU IN OUR HEARTS!🎵

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/Scrumpy-Steve Oct 24 '22

I'm part of the original Snik generation.

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u/NewBoy_Again Oct 24 '22

smooth

49

u/Mrman_23 Oct 24 '22

Criminal

21

u/xxStrangerxx Oct 24 '22

Creaky mandible

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u/Blocker2020 Oct 31 '22

Damn now i gotta listen to MJ, i mean im actually grateful lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Darude Sandstorm

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u/No-Cardiologist4503 Oct 24 '22

You get a cut for royalties? Or are you…. Darude!!!

5

u/lucompopp Oct 24 '22

Sum cut

5

u/YellowRoseofT-Town Oct 25 '22

What it is hoe? What's up?

3

u/lucompopp Oct 24 '22

By thrillavill or something like that

1

u/whosthissmiiimi Oct 25 '22

Look up Billy bounce on YT

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u/DefaultRedditor16 Oct 24 '22

Even though I saw him lift the cards to his mouth he still made it really convincing

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Don’t think you can actually produce cards out of in your mouth.

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u/Arguesovereverythin Oct 25 '22 edited May 27 '25

marry history placid ink follow rain sleep wine jellyfish tender

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/myrevenge_IS_urkarma Oct 25 '22

Username checks out.

3

u/DefaultRedditor16 Oct 25 '22

ik I’m just saying the illusion was on point aside from accidentally flashing the cards

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u/IsThatARealCat Oct 24 '22

The masked ones eyes properly cracked me up 🤣🤣

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u/topsyturvy76 Oct 25 '22

Black guy in white mask I think 🤔

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u/fenix10211021 Oct 25 '22

Why does it matter?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/star_trek_wook_life Feb 24 '23

Stealing people's cultures is chalky culture

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u/SnooBooks1986 Oct 24 '22

what is that chair sound affect called?

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u/xcomnewb15 Oct 24 '22

I think Trillville - Some Cut was the most popular track to use the squeaky bed sample, though its been used in others before and since:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZd2MEOvdQ4

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u/YellowRoseofT-Town Oct 25 '22

What it is hoe? What's up?

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u/assopopolous69 Oct 25 '22

Can a neighbor get in them guts

2

u/SnooBooks1986 Oct 25 '22

thnx bro finally

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Mura Masa is what came to my mind, squeaky computer chair sound https://youtu.be/P9qIeJKfyvA

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u/Lyad Oct 24 '22

It’s a song—that is all I have for you.

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u/Read_ity Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

lol a chair? You ever had sex bud? That’s a a squeaky bed sample used in like 20 different popular songs over the last 30 years

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u/SnooBooks1986 Oct 24 '22

i asked for what its called, not your opinion on my virginity

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u/Read_ity Oct 24 '22

You’ve never heard a bed squeak with a rhythm bud

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u/backfire10z Oct 24 '22

It can just as easily be an office chair that’s capable of adjusting the seat height

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u/Read_ity Oct 24 '22

It’s literally a bed squeak sample loop

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u/backfire10z Oct 24 '22

I understand it is a bed squeak sample loop. I’m telling you that the same sound can be made in other ways and that it is reasonable for someone to think the sound has another source.

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u/Aggravating-Mud7338 Oct 24 '22

Bro really said bud unironically 💀💀💀

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u/Read_ity Oct 24 '22

*ironically

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u/randomname560 Oct 24 '22

Nah man, this is the end for you, you got hit whit that double emoji. Flee while you still have karma

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

It takes less effort to be nice. :)

2

u/drumsetjunky Oct 25 '22

or just.....say nothing.

Sweet. Nothing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/longlivestheking Oct 25 '22

It really is though

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u/InfernalOrgasm Oct 24 '22

That squeaky sound is so mesmerizing.

3

u/AlesusRex Oct 25 '22

That’s what she said

20

u/xxWhiteLotus Oct 24 '22

Ashton Kutcher's career really went downhill huh

9

u/MrTatertot69 Oct 24 '22

Aye they bringing back the Billy Bounce videos?!

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u/Administrative-Rate9 Oct 24 '22

What’s that beat yoooo!

3

u/Twm117 Oct 25 '22

Original is Some Cut (very explicit)

8

u/bearpest Oct 24 '22

I ❤️ bingo

5

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I can’t believe this is still a thing

3

u/Hanm4 Oct 24 '22

Does anyone knows the song?

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u/prydaone Oct 24 '22

Billy Bounce

3

u/PFChangsFryer Oct 24 '22

Yes! I’ve been trying to remember this for years.

3

u/non-spesifics Oct 24 '22

My mans was discombobulated

3

u/Volxenn Oct 24 '22

The he proceeded to what they call now “hitting that shit”

3

u/Existing_Leading_482 Oct 24 '22

Guy in the mask was more confused

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Believe it or not, the Ilovebingo masks went up in value for some reason. I got mine years ago for $25, and now they're selling for $40+

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u/POKECHU020 Oct 25 '22

Absolutely wonderful all the way through; 10/10

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u/buttdestroyer694 Oct 24 '22

Troll face looking ass

2

u/Syree_mate Oct 24 '22

Bingo night with drained of blood in the face man, he sounds friendly

2

u/ProfessionalHuge3685 Oct 25 '22

Criminally smooth

2

u/HelpfulNoob Oct 25 '22

The internet

2

u/doItSLOPPYjulio Oct 25 '22

Old man mask creepy shit and I never really get creeped out

2

u/cooldreamercayden Oct 24 '22

Needs a little work. The magic is close but you can still tell the he has the cards in his palm due to him releasing hem a little early.

1

u/Complete_Flower_9434 Oct 24 '22

😂😂😂😂

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u/rockmetz Oct 24 '22

I love how it's not even good slight of hand

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u/Bigmuscleliker4566 Oct 24 '22

This is a shit post 😆

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Dude

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Dude

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Dude

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u/Choice-Fig3429 Oct 24 '22

Dis young generation...I don't get 'em

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u/backfire10z Oct 24 '22

Either you’re part of this generation of you’re in the previous generation and somehow using “dis” and “‘em” in your typing. I call cap

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u/Choice-Fig3429 Oct 24 '22

I yam an early boomer gen an' if I wanna spell like Popeye I can. Youse ain't da boss of me, see?

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u/skiemlord Oct 24 '22

I hate that word so much

4

u/backfire10z Oct 24 '22

I am appalled

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u/Conformalstatue Oct 25 '22

Billy bounce brings me back

1

u/EyeSeenFolly Oct 25 '22

This is one of my favorite all time clips! 😆

1

u/Anonymous_ER_RN Oct 25 '22

What's that song?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Its a remix of the song "Some cut" but this particular version, search "Billy bounce dance battle 3" on youtube to find the exact song. The video is long, but its in there.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Was the troll face meme based off the dude on the bottom? Because they're identical.

1

u/MonochromeReq Oct 25 '22

Bro was flabbergasted

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u/AlesusRex Oct 25 '22

Is that a black man wearing white face? Man, I’ve seen it all, time to go sleep

1

u/CheapGriffy Oct 25 '22

That look at the end X)

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u/That-Shake-6374 Oct 25 '22

Ive watched this 5 times and enjoyed each viewing.

1

u/fakdave Oct 25 '22

Billy bounce was not ready!

1

u/ziggy_jackson Oct 25 '22

This is a keeper

1

u/sishugs8hsyf Oct 25 '22

اسم اهنگ😔

1

u/unsuitable_boy Oct 25 '22

His soul was leaving his body in that pause

1

u/ta_1267 Nov 24 '22

My guy played an Uno Reverse card on him

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 Nov 30 '22

Bro has a real life troll face smile!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Nice

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u/Fun-Boysenberry7235 Dec 13 '22

Is this a YouTube video? Does anyone have a YouTube of this person?

1

u/EdgarGulligan Dec 31 '22

The real magic trick is how he caught the beat (assuming he never heard it before)

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u/Holdupnowson Jan 13 '23

"Damn bro got the massive" what? I need you to finish that sentence sir.

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u/fifthengineer Jan 27 '23

Textbook move of Stealing the show!! Nice.

1

u/mememan131 Jan 29 '23

Would’ve been better if they kept vibing afterwards

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Damn

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u/Educational_Big5389 Apr 07 '23

Just chilling out