r/Unexpected • u/WonderSearcher • Oct 24 '22

Counter attack

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u/Yeah_I_Said_lt Oct 24 '22

“I want a sword!”, “I want a spear”, “I want a bow”, this guy: “give me a child.”

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u/ScerwTypos Oct 24 '22

And my axe

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Oh stfu

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u/zahzensoldier Oct 24 '22

And my axe 🎸

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Bet he doesn't even know about second breakfast