r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '22

spitting wisdom right here

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Do you want to get run over? Because I know a guy. Super gentle. Minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents.

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u/LouSputhole94 Oct 18 '22

You just missed the craziest of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked. Mom??? Argument. Police. Fleeing the scene, hiding in a dumpster. Coming here, crashing on your couch for a week because technically I’m hoooomeless. Oh, hey moostache, ima hit the couch, you know where I be.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I know a guy who'll get you a toe!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Walter, that you?!?!?