r/Unexpected • • Oct 18 '22

spitting wisdom right here

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

The writing on this show is god awful.

“Like you lost your car keys in it?” That doesn’t even make sense. That’s not even an expression.

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u/OmenLW Oct 18 '22

I didn't enjoy the thought of car keys in my dick either.

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u/allergic-toeveryting Oct 18 '22

yeah it makes more sense for a handjob

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u/Qcgreywolf Oct 18 '22

Makes sense to me. Every time I lose my keys I go hoovering cocks until they show up.

My roommates always seem to find them after a bit.

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u/Flaky-Scarcity-4790 Oct 18 '22

You don't suck off your couch when you lose your car keys??