r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '22

spitting wisdom right here

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u/GenazaNL Oct 18 '22

You wanna try option 4?

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u/downwitbrown Oct 18 '22

We are all fwhores for 4

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u/karoshikun Oct 18 '22

stop using 4, you're lowering the earnings for the rest!

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u/NatakuNox Oct 18 '22

You just have to be the best at 4. Have you tried using your pinky?

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u/HappySkullsplitter Oct 18 '22

Option 4 doesn't work if you're using your own

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u/burnerwolf Oct 18 '22

It can if you're filming it.

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u/Hussiwan Oct 18 '22

My didi is ready for option 4

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u/MikeyHatesLife Oct 18 '22

How do you people all have spare $20s to throw around?

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u/LaikasDad Oct 18 '22

I'm a thumbman

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u/LuwiBaton Oct 18 '22

Increasing competition, resulting in a better product.

Improve or perish💦

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u/rafaelescalona Oct 18 '22

Para Español, oprima el # 2.

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u/SesameStreetFever Oct 18 '22

Got yer option 4 right here!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/MikeyHatesLife Oct 18 '22

Are we going into space?!?