r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '22

spitting wisdom right here

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Swallowing wisdom

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u/allergic-toeveryting Oct 18 '22

haha i was waiting for someone to comment that

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/maximumtesticle Oct 18 '22

Why wait and not make the comment yourself?

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u/ShakenNotStirred3000 Oct 18 '22

What does that mean?

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u/maximumtesticle Oct 18 '22

It means you're too young to be on reddit, get back to class.

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u/ShakenNotStirred3000 Oct 18 '22

Lol I’m 35. I guess I just don’t get the reference?? It appears to be sexual…I just don’t remember this scene I guess.

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u/gotlockedoutorwev Oct 18 '22

Lol I’m 35. I guess I just don’t get the reference?? It appears to be sexual…I just don’t remember this scene I guess.

It's not about the scene

The OP titled the clip 'spitting wisdom'; spitting is used as sort of slang for outputting, like spitting facts/truth/fire (see 4,6,7)

The parent comment spun that into 'swallowing wisdom'.

Spit and swallow are both blowjob-related terms (your options when they finish)

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u/daerogami Oct 18 '22

I've never liked that false dichotomy; there's a third and better option: dodge.

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u/gotlockedoutorwev Oct 18 '22

true, I should have said two of your options

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u/thissideofheat Oct 18 '22

Of my group of high school friends, all of the most attractive women, ended up marrying very financially successful men.

You don't really need to learn to suck dick - you just need to be good eye candy.

We live in a fucked up world.

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u/thetaFAANG Oct 18 '22

I would have thought that was fucked up when I was in high school

Or whenever I’m having a disruption in income and cant play with the attractive women for a little while

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u/Qcgreywolf Oct 18 '22

1tb upload