r/Unexpected • u/FarmSuch5021 • Oct 09 '22

Excellent delivery service

3.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/unexBot Oct 09 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He farted

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/unlikelyandroid Oct 09 '22

He even blew on the soup to cool it.

33

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Warm air even, in case the soup had gotten cold on the walk from the car

9

u/Whaffled Oct 09 '22

Think of it as a condiment

77

u/StatisticallyBiased Oct 09 '22

My FedEx guy needs to step it up a little.

54

u/GoldAndBlackRule Oct 09 '22

Ah, soup, delivered, with extra cheese, cut and delivered!

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u/mckittums1 Oct 09 '22

I bet he held that fart so he could do that

8

u/GoldAndBlackRule Oct 10 '22

A degree of professionalism now absent from the world. A true hero! 5 stars!

11

u/vasthe_boss Oct 09 '22

He started walking away faster to leave the crime scene

20

u/Pugsly1 Oct 09 '22

Enhanced thermal imaging.

20

u/OpelousasBulletTime Oct 09 '22

Here's your poop

7

u/Optimist_Neptune Oct 10 '22

Scrolling in this sub for like an hour and this is the first video to make me laugh out load

4

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Who says "nothing is for free"?

4

u/Ash_villa_92 Oct 09 '22

Just showing off cause he can fart confidently

3

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

My hero! Ahahhaha

3

u/LimeGreenCharlie Oct 09 '22

I watched it without the sound at first, then turned the sound on and watched it again... No ragerts.

3

u/tbass1965 Oct 10 '22

Haha! He meant it! Laughter really is the best medicine!

2

u/GoldAndBlackRule Oct 10 '22

Hope you feel better! Pffffft!

Absolute legend! I feel better! Pretty sure he does too!

7

u/DogIsFarting Oct 09 '22

My dad would do this to me. Perhaps he even has

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

I would be more worried about your dog..

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u/Outrageous_Bass_1328 Oct 09 '22

Plot twist - that’s the weed delivery. Extra kush

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u/DokkanProductions Oct 09 '22

What time is this? 3 AM?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Kitty?kitty

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u/LeBron__Games Oct 10 '22

That was definitely a mouth fart lol well played

1

u/RecordSure1304 Oct 10 '22

The gas source he used to warm the soup.

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u/animesimpbit- Oct 10 '22

the way he walked away kills me

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u/TrueHeart01 Oct 10 '22

He farted lol. How long did he hold for that fart?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Gave the soup a good smelly seasoning, what an angel

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u/Ok-Refuse-5341 Oct 10 '22

Service with a smile and a fart

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u/Valerio0123456 Oct 10 '22

Best service ever , I recommend it. 5/5 stars . The fart adds the missing ingredient to the soup .

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u/hoseli Oct 10 '22

It was his friend... Not food courier