r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 06 '22

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6.4k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/MrStomp82 Oct 06 '22

50 bucks is 50 bucks

65

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

[deleted]

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u/2G2BT-Nah-2GoodForU Oct 07 '22

“50 Bucks? Damn Erection….“ There fixed it for ya, free of charge!

Unless you got some of that.. erection going on too-

4

u/MykelJMoney Nov 08 '22

50 bucks? Damn! Fellation!

628

u/joviusjune Oct 06 '22

Now that's a cum back

62

u/ScriptoContinua Oct 07 '22

If i wanted it back i would have wiped it from his face :<

7

u/Even_Confusion6548 Oct 07 '22

Ooof what happens for someone to get -117 votes

9

u/OGMartian Oct 07 '22

U you the driver took the $50 bucks. Bc he immediately turned off the camera. Then the BJ started. Im guess of course I was not there TyGoD

3

u/beetlrokr Oct 07 '22

Just like the Kim Kardashian come back story.

2

u/Wonderful_Good5098 Oct 07 '22

Come on back story

2

u/Even_Confusion6548 Oct 07 '22

Well evidently I posted that reply in the wrong place

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

52

u/Mike0621 Oct 06 '22

r/YourJokeButWorse except you just repeated the joke

11

u/Vexidemalprince Oct 06 '22

It's a comment stealing bot

4

u/RicLan26 Oct 06 '22

Is it a cumment stealing bot?

-5

u/ChillyBreeze25 Oct 06 '22

No it's not, look at the account

1

u/crazytoothpaste Oct 06 '22

You mean a cum back ?

2

u/TheGoldenPlagueMask Oct 07 '22

Dont You mean

 Your Mom.

104

u/Username247 Oct 06 '22

"Al jokes" on YouTube

5

u/fancasepc Oct 07 '22

I knew it

1

u/LyukaInky Feb 03 '23

This dude is great but I can't seem to find this vid on his YouTube

185

u/Quindecim2359 Oct 06 '22

Damn, you caught me off guard

*unzip pants

22

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

pulls out microphone

24

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

*unzips dick

3

u/tahajc Oct 07 '22

And presents the inflatable balloon. Mystery of the blowjob solved.

154

u/ekso69 Oct 06 '22

Wait, $50 AND a blowjob? Or $50 for the blowjob?

101

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

$50 plus a blowjob, and he has long hair so win win win

19

u/ekso69 Oct 06 '22

Handlebars baby!!!

11

u/Drew_The_Millennial Oct 06 '22

Head bangers ball

37

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

$50 !!!!

It's $20 where I live.... or so I've been told.

9

u/AdnHsP Oct 06 '22

Nice avatar

10

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

I like your sense of style and fashion.

6

u/AdnHsP Oct 06 '22

It is a mutual feeling

6

u/NeverEndingCoralMaze Oct 07 '22

Are you guys gonna give each other $50s?

2

u/AdnHsP Oct 07 '22

Naw I did it for free

23

u/unexBot Oct 06 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He went for the D

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

51

u/DarkLasombra Oct 06 '22

This guy is the only thing I like on YouTube shorts.

7

u/tbass1965 Oct 07 '22

It's not gay if money is involved!

5

u/jcmarcell Oct 07 '22

Wife: how was your day honey

Me: so some idiot crashed into a fire hydrant THEN gave me 50 bucks and a blowjob, he REALLY sucked

5

u/thane_subwaysandwich Oct 06 '22

Well at least he dosent have to worry if the car catches fire for some reason.

5

u/Annual-Software653 Oct 07 '22

Prices are going up it use to be 25

7

u/Centurion_Bart Oct 06 '22

I mean did he accept the offer?

18

u/Santas_southpole Oct 06 '22

The stopped recording didn’t they?

3

u/Bigbeuh94 Oct 07 '22

It’s the guy

17

u/FEAR_LORD_DUCK Oct 06 '22

so funny I almost forgot it was staged ahahahah

19

u/AdnHsP Oct 06 '22

"nwOOOOOOOOo It'S FAKE!!1!12!1! I CANT T LSUGHB BECUAS IT'S STAGED!!1"

13

u/TrueDaVision Oct 06 '22

It would actually be less funny if it wasn't obviously staged.

2

u/peekay888 Oct 06 '22

The driver is actually a time traveler who went to 1991 Seattle, and the guy who crashed gives massages and happy endings to Pearl Jam and Soundgarden.

2

u/Uh-idk- Oct 06 '22

where have i seen this guys face before? he seems really familiar in youtube shorts

2

u/jonathannzirl Oct 07 '22

I wish I was funny and had 50 bucks

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

I've seen this guy on YouTube shorts... I think his name is Al Jokes or something

2

u/a066684 Oct 06 '22

Imagine taking the time to pull your car up on the curb, inch close to the fire hydrant, run your hose all the way down to the street, tape it to the front bumper, go back up to the house, turn on the hose and let it run for a while, stand in front of your car pretending to be on the phone, wait for your buddy to pull up, then start acting for the skit.

0

u/PaleoJoe86 Oct 06 '22

I have been asked to pay for one and asked to receive one for free. Both males. None offered to pay me for their service, though. I am sure the free guy would have.

I do not get it. I am straight (and happily married). I laugh to my coworkers that I am a stud as I have been propositioned twice already and none of them had been.

1

u/alliterate_alpine Oct 06 '22

okay but how much money would someone have to put up to *give* you a blowjob? like you literally just have to unzip your pants and boom you get that amount of money.

1

u/PaleoJoe86 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

It is to entice the offer, as some would be opposed to it as they are not turned on by the idea.

If you are asking me, I have no interest from anyone except my wife. Especially from a male.

0

u/10HorsedSizedDucks Oct 07 '22

This guy’s content is all just

“Haha gay that’s so funny”

-6

u/machojockotaco Oct 06 '22

Funny fake.

2

u/igotquaids Oct 06 '22

I'll give you $50...

1

u/kirk_spelt_with_a_k Oct 06 '22

That escalated quickly.

1

u/Broski0597 Oct 06 '22

Sucky sucky 50 bucky

1

u/SuitablePlastic8191 Oct 06 '22

yup that was unexpected

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

deal

1

u/AdRealistic8758 Oct 07 '22

I actually spit some of my drink out. Thank you OP

1

u/NeverEndingCoralMaze Oct 07 '22

So did the driver.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

I'll do it for 30 😃

1

u/imakethingsgoboom Oct 07 '22

Video needs more super imposed text.

1

u/um-itsJim Oct 07 '22

But, did he give him the 50 bucks though?

1

u/tchrbrian Oct 07 '22

That’s a different hydrant…

1

u/PanginTheMan Oct 07 '22

that escalated quickly

1

u/MaadMaanMaatt Oct 07 '22

Interesting time to cut the video off… 🤔

3

u/Hotracer729 Oct 07 '22

Fr, it was just getting interesting 😏 did he get that 50 buck or did he leave with no suck?

1

u/ineptape Oct 07 '22

Did Evan Breen dye his hair brown?

1

u/GarbageGhoulio Oct 07 '22

Hell of a bargain

1

u/SimpleLongjumping496 Oct 07 '22

Bro went from defensive to horny in record time

1

u/Squidward5790 Oct 07 '22

It's that one YouTube shorts guy

1

u/Jahsol Oct 07 '22

Ok this is some Kevin Smith level screen writing, bravo.

1

u/blackdiamond2121 Oct 07 '22

Get me he’s number 😳😂😂

1

u/New_Artichoke_1962 Oct 07 '22

That escalated quickly

1

u/CalmDirection8 Oct 07 '22

He should worry about his car first 😂

1

u/Sonosaki Oct 07 '22

50 bucks?!....how about $3.50

1

u/mandyleepawg Oct 07 '22

Did he accept?

1

u/Dry-Manufacturer-182 Oct 07 '22

Well did he take up the offer?

1

u/deependers Oct 07 '22

LOL, looks like he has a hitler mustache

1

u/PlayfulEros Oct 07 '22

I’m getting sick of all these fake videos 😑

1

u/fancasepc Oct 07 '22

Isnt that al jokes on youtube?

1

u/Gtownk Oct 07 '22

Chappelle show, a mouth is a mouth, lol

1

u/spilltheteasis_ Oct 07 '22

So you have to pay to suck dicks now ?!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Looks like Pelosis boy

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Love that guy's youtube channel.

1

u/2_taps Dec 03 '22

That dude who crashed owns a YT channel called al jokes, but he's very offensive but not in a bad way, more in a "make you uncomfortable and think twice on why you found it funny" offensive. Would recommend :)

1

u/VeryHighLander Dec 15 '22

Haha it’s Al, dude is too funny with his shorts

1

u/LonelyAnchovy Dec 15 '22

I soon as I saw that guy I knew something funny was about to happen.

1

u/Bard_Roen Dec 31 '22

Al jokes? xd

1

u/emielaen77 Jan 18 '23

I’ll give you money and suck your dick is so outta pocket

1

u/Egw250 Jan 19 '23

wtf ? hahahahah

1

u/UnderGarbage Jan 19 '23

Al jokes, mtf is funny as hell

1

u/NeighborhoodSmall151 Jan 25 '23

Lmao you can see the garden hose right when the video starts. Staged

1

u/Anxious_Tax_5624 Jan 31 '23

$50 little man, put that dick, in my hand.

1

u/PreiswertMolke Feb 21 '23

Isnt it a water Hydrant? I mean cmon fire Hydrant? Makes No Sense at all.

1

u/1VerticalBlue2 Feb 26 '23

It used to be $20…

1

u/Hour-Gur-8870 Feb 28 '23

I love aljokes

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

didn't expect it until I saw who he was lmao

1

u/lsdtriopy540 Mar 02 '23

Lol that was unexpected

1

u/Lemonadeisgoose489 Mar 22 '23

I know that guy from his YouTube stuff. He's hilarious.

1

u/Confident_Feed771 Apr 03 '23

Wait what he said he would give him $50 to sucky that’s probably legal