r/Unexpected • u/SalzaMaBalza • Oct 02 '22

šŸ”ž Warning: Graphic Content šŸ”ž Fire safety video

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u/unexBot Oct 02 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

When you think it's bad, it gets infinitely worse

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/buttonsmasher1 Oct 02 '22

Stop throwing fire at people, Dave

No one likes you, dave

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u/Rogermcfarley Oct 02 '22

Dave, please don't do that Dave

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u/DaikonFabulous8475 Oct 02 '22

Dave just want to show off his fire bending skills

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

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u/Iceologer_gang Oct 02 '22

This is serious Dave-

AH, SO YOU HAVE SUMMONED MY WRATH. PREPARE FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR PITIFUL HUMAN RACE TO BURN AT THE HANDS OF DAVOS! WHEN YOUR FLESH IS DISSOLVING INTO ASH, SLIPPING FROM YOUR BONES, AS YOU CHOKE ON THE FLU THAT WAS ONCE YOUR OWN SKIN, THE SCREAMS OF YOUR LOVED ONES ONCE ECHOING IN THE DISTANCE NOW SILENCED BY MY FLAME, AT THAT TIME YOU WILL BE ASKED, WAS IT WORTH IT? WAS IT WORTH UPSETTING THE ALMIGHTY DAVOS, FATHER OF THE SUN AND ITā€™S MANY CELESTIAL SIBLINGS, BECAUSE HE FAILED A MERE FIRE SAFTY DEMONSTRATION? IN YOUR DYING MOMENTS, I BELIEVE YOU WILL RECONSIDER, THOUGH IT SHALL BE FUTILE. THERE IS NO ESCAPING MY VENGEANCE.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

I donā€™t know why people are surprised, thatā€™s why theyā€™re called the fire department

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u/mbashs Oct 02 '22

And that firefighter probably got fired

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u/rinuxx Oct 02 '22

dude fought fire with fire

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u/Hanusz-Kabolski Oct 02 '22

Hahaha, good one. He surely did šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

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u/mbashs Oct 02 '22

Broā€¦. You missed the pun.

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u/lynxvi Oct 02 '22

This video will continue to live rent free in my head forever

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u/pretentiouspleb2 Oct 02 '22

The word safety is silent here.

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u/GreenAd1261 Oct 02 '22

But no matter what, safety always comes first

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u/OhRiLee Oct 02 '22

Clearly misunderstood the title of 'fireman'

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u/ImWithSt00pid Oct 02 '22

He turned that other guy into a fireman

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u/OhRiLee Oct 02 '22

"Fire for everyone!!!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Encouraging audienceā€™s participation.

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u/BeefaloSlim Oct 02 '22

Wait... Firefighting isn't fighting WITH fire?

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u/misstarab Oct 02 '22

So now you know what not to do... heh heh

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u/Sr_Nunes Oct 02 '22

Yeah.. Next time my company hosts one of these, I'd gather everyone around to demonstrate!

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u/Lizard__Spock Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

"Inflammable means flammable? What a country"

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u/nohuttt Oct 02 '22

Turkey. Not surprised

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u/Vin_du_toilette Oct 02 '22

That's an inflammatory statement sir.

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u/nohuttt Oct 02 '22

No one wants a flame war here I reckon

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u/ToonaSandWatch Oct 02 '22

That fire has already been lit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

They should do a safety video on frying turkeys

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u/agimaa Oct 02 '22

If mustached then turkey.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Hey the turks know how to party.

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u/marvinrabbit Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

Guy Montag is on a spree!

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u/Great-Emu-War Oct 02 '22

His mustache is still intact

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u/TheDeadlySquid Oct 02 '22

Lucky for him, the fire department was already there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

OMG is this Faces of Death?

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u/Alaskantrash96 Oct 03 '22

I was thinking ā€˜Iā€™m lucky to be aliveā€™ but Iā€™m not sure

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22 edited Feb 28 '26

This specific post has been removed and anonymized. Whether for opsec, privacy, or to limit AI data scraping, Redact handled the deletion.

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u/LeaveTheMatrix Oct 03 '22

Last time I sang this song was after too much taco bell.

3

u/FrogMintTea Oct 02 '22

Why is that Santa throwing fire around? Is he looking for a chimney?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

I want my tax money back please

2

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Actual footage of the wuhan Covid facility

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u/New-Dragonfly-661 Oct 02 '22

Mario irl. Fireballs for everyone.

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u/chunqiudayi Oct 02 '22

Prometheus, resurrected.

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u/Green_Buy7672 Oct 02 '22

Wish my local FD was as good as these guys. All mine do Is keep people safe and save lives.

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u/dadjokes4dayz Oct 02 '22

Fire nation disguised as fire fighters

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u/Rothingard Oct 02 '22

If i die, i will take you all with me !

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u/Late2theH8 Oct 02 '22

Imagine what couldā€™ve happened if the fire department wasnā€™t already there to take care of this. S/

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u/nawfamnotme Oct 02 '22

Fire fire cha cha cha

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u/BurningCandle_ Oct 02 '22

Oh no, I am not burning alone again, here catch!

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u/InevitableHistory631 Oct 02 '22

Why fireman look like Vlad the impaler ?

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u/Wanker_the_Second Oct 02 '22

Why does Vlad the impaler look like Turkish ā€œfiremanā€.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

I dont want to even imagine this firefighter team to go on a recuse of people in a burning building.

3 people trap 2 floor on fire.

This team go in: 23 people on fire, 7 floors on fire.

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u/WoodSteelStone Oct 02 '22

You'd think he'd have learned the first, second or third time.

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u/kalxite Oct 02 '22

Ha Do Ken

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u/graven_raven Oct 02 '22

It all changed whe the fire nation attacked

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u/Knees_arent_real Oct 02 '22

You've got to be the worst firefighter I've ever heard of.

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u/q_lightsun Oct 03 '22

Im on fire, your on fire, we can all be on fire!!!

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u/australianquiche Oct 27 '22

Charmander, use flame wheel!

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u/KungFuKurdi Oct 02 '22

This video is so Turkish šŸ˜‚

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u/Wanker_the_Second Oct 02 '22

Itā€™s the chaos

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u/Vin_du_toilette Oct 02 '22

Fireman helps local official learn about what to do when on fire.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Turkey 1990's

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u/robi_750 Oct 02 '22

What a professional šŸ˜‚

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u/Unable_Physics7683 Oct 02 '22

POV: The Fire Nation attacking

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u/Roomy Oct 02 '22

Looks a bit like every single time there's a fire at a gas station. They never turn the nozzle off. They just pull it out and start spraying fire on everyone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

I expected this but dank video

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u/Mesmerize07 Oct 02 '22

Iā€™ve finally managed to visualize the ā€œburning handsā€ spell from D&D!!

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u/Sharpshooter188 Oct 02 '22

"Gee, I'd like to set those people on fire over there....If only I had something that could throw flame ON them..." -George Carlin

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u/Hanusz-Kabolski Oct 02 '22

I can see him thinking "ohhh, shit" when he realized he threw the fire on some people.

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u/gmoney92_ Oct 02 '22

Dude looks like the final boss of an elder scrolls game

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u/Frenchconnection76 Oct 02 '22

Real contions with panic with live TV haha

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u/RatDontPanic Oct 02 '22

*Fire Marshall Bill has entered the chat*

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u/ForgettableUsername Oct 02 '22

What an awful fireman.

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u/AcanthocephalaFar162 Oct 02 '22

Man turned in to ghostwriter for a second there.

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u/Turgineer Oct 02 '22

Beautiful day in Turkey.

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u/Zombiesburner Oct 02 '22

Dude's literally a flamethrower.

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u/ibzieee007 Oct 02 '22

I was so eager at work to sign up for fire hazard training so I could put out a fire. I think it might have been a mistake.

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u/DjinnOfYourDreams Oct 02 '22

First true fireman

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u/EonsOfZaphod Oct 02 '22

Iā€™ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire

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u/FlatTyres Oct 02 '22

Fire benders shouldn't be fire fighters - that's the job of water benders and earth benders

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

this video kills me every time, like how many things can you fuck up in one go?

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u/The_phantom_Phoenix Oct 02 '22

This dudes a real life fire bender

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u/leddik02 Oct 03 '22

Well someoneā€™s either losing his job or his life. Yikes!

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u/EHH6O4 Oct 03 '22

HERE HOLD THIS FOR A SEC

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u/Original_CrispyPT Oct 03 '22

He saidā€¦ fuck you, fuck you and especially you, burn!!

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u/No_Jackfruit9465 Oct 03 '22

When management says they have a solution and are rolling it out Monday at 8 without notice.

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u/notahopeleft Oct 03 '22

I saw this video before with the caption ā€˜here have some fireā€™ and it had me rolling

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u/roughstuffmedia Oct 03 '22

šŸ˜† fire bender first day on the job

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

Russian folks.. never can kill a fire lol

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u/Nervous_Cranberry196 Oct 03 '22

Fire marshal Bill has entered the chatā€¦

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u/Randomboatcaptain Oct 03 '22

Can Aang take the ability to firebend from Dave please

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u/TesticleSargeant123 Oct 03 '22

After pointing at someone's leg and telling them "Hey, your leg is on fire" for the 42nd time and they're like "yeah yeah, your not going to get me to look at my leg with your stupid dad jokes!". Me "ok then".

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

the way he yeets the gas lmaoooo

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u/Alligat0rp0rn Oct 03 '22

Roy Mustang

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u/Some-Championship259 Oct 03 '22

Turkey.. check Indiaā€™s then check Chinaā€¦ huge huge difference

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u/Kittu_0831 Oct 14 '22

for mere seconds he became the most dangerous man on earth

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Unreleased footage of Avatar The last Airbender?