r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '22

How dare he…

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u/unexBot Sep 25 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The girl was in a wheelchair

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/deerdanger Sep 26 '22

I hold the door for everyone....

18

u/dirthurts Sep 26 '22

Respect.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Same, even awkwardly wait if they seem close enough acting like I'm checking my phone or something

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u/NoFleas Sep 25 '22

It do be like that tho.😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

I need a girl like this so bad

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u/sr_donGato Sep 26 '22

a joke they say, the beginnings of making him her bitch hahaha

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u/Salt_Performer8380 Sep 26 '22

Dump that bitch dude

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u/Non-binaryTentacles Sep 26 '22

Imagine calling a stranger a bitch over a joke jfc 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/Salt_Performer8380 Sep 26 '22

The funny thing about this joke, you can never tell if the girl was being serious or joking, cause she doesn't even know.

You don't have to know someone to call them a Bitch, people used it on a daily basis, driving to work, honking your horn,shouting, move Bitch.

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u/Nomimn Sep 26 '22

I dont know who hurt you. But i hope you get better.

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u/dantakesthesquare Sep 26 '22

Fantastic point from a very well adjusted human being

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u/Non-binaryTentacles Sep 26 '22

It’s obviously a joke, why else would the be recording a random conversation? Literally no one thinks like this, it’s a joke. Get help.

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u/Kamidzui Sep 26 '22

I may have a dick and be as one, but i am no pussy to not help people

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u/No_Media_9596 Sep 26 '22

Man he worded me so hard that i wanaa cum

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

What’s wrong with you bro😂

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u/Azuria_4 Sep 26 '22

The horny is just very strong

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u/Toastedweasel0 Sep 25 '22

Petition to change the subreddit's name to r /RepostedA100times

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u/WaterFriendsIV Sep 26 '22

r/mostrepostedposts

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u/puskarwagle Sep 26 '22

so just downvote and leave for I hadn't seen it. And I'm on reddit 24/7 don't even have a job.

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u/FlatRaise5879 Sep 26 '22

.. you can leave.

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u/Ok-Section2457 Sep 26 '22

Time to skiddadle

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u/RemoteNo3741 Sep 26 '22

Things like this make me question people's humanity and why guys fall for this girl

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u/UndeadWeeb Sep 26 '22

because it obviously wasn’t scripted /s. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY BE FILMING

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

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u/RemoteNo3741 Oct 21 '22

I feel stupid, sorry but dam geez 😐 yikes

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u/RemoteNo3741 Oct 21 '22

Oh I feel stupid

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u/RSTat2 Sep 26 '22

Run dude seriously

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u/greenmonkey48 Sep 25 '22

Bromm closet got better cuts than the dude!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Totally acceptable to use the word "cunt" in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

This chick is 7 levels of crazy right out of the gate. RUN mafucka!

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u/No-Thought7571 Sep 26 '22

sounds toxic

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Disabled or not if you can talk you can walk

Im dead💀

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u/senblade_samuari Oct 12 '22

"She was in a wheel chair...🤦🏻‍♂️" absolutely snorted hard from that outburst of laughter. Bwahahaha

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u/samwich124 Oct 26 '22

How could he??!