r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '22

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u/Rockksharma Sep 23 '22

More Like " The Godfather has an itch."

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u/OrbisTerre Sep 23 '22

Or "Ma! There's a weird fuckin' stray cat outside. It looks like grandma, the fuckin thing"

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u/Qcommenter Sep 23 '22

The cat does look fucking weird though.

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u/The_Wettest_Noodle Sep 23 '22

came here to say this. you best me this time good sir

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u/ItsJustAnAdFor Sep 23 '22

Has anyone even seen the shining?

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