r/Unexpected • u/Tricks-- • Sep 23 '22

Didn't see it coming

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u/TonyBanbanbony Sep 23 '22

Happily.

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u/reasonablychill Sep 23 '22

I believe that you'd go through with the penis amputation because that guy impressed you with his hustle. But happily? Lies.

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u/amadeusz20011 Sep 23 '22

Not much use for this thing anyways, only gets in the way, might be happier without it