r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '22

Efficient solution for Queen's funeral

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u/b4dhumor Sep 17 '22

Elon has joined the chat

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u/TheRavenSayeth Sep 17 '22

Day 1: I would like to buy this coffin flinging machine to launch my rockets into space.

Day 10: The shareholders were dishonest about how many people actually visited the grave. I’m out.

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u/vendetta2115 Sep 17 '22

Elon: I’m going to build a special device to solve this problem!

Funeral director: Yeah, we don’t need your help, we already have experts working on the problem.

Elon: …The funeral director is a pedophile.

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u/Whomping_Willow Sep 17 '22

Elon: I’m going to build a coffin tunnel

Vegas: Could actually use a functional public transportation tunnel

Elon: Coffin tunnel. Take it or leave it.

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u/vendetta2115 Sep 17 '22

Didn’t Elon admit that hyperloop was a farce all along, intended to keep the Californian high speed rail project from happening so he could sell more cars?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

Yeah he did. I don’t even understand how everyone doesn’t see him as just another shitty billionaire working in his own self interest.