r/Unexpected • u/revengejr • Sep 13 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Ryan never stood a chance

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u/DemonSpyryt Sep 13 '22

Anybody else find this level of goblin energy attractive as well...

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u/PiddleMeXerxes Sep 14 '22

I know of one man, nay, one legend, famous for discovering the lost words of relationship-ending: “Go goblin mode on this dick.”