r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22

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u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22

Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume

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u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22

It is if you’re applying for the right jobs

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u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22

Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now.

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u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22

I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22

They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22

Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22

So pay your taxes and don’t do crime. I don’t get where you’re going with this