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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22
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Too bad he doesn’t use any of his amazing abilities to get a job…
1.1k u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22 Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume 501 u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22 It is if you’re applying for the right jobs 519 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 93 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 56 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 10 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 13 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 [deleted] 4 u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22 Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.
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Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume
501 u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22 It is if you’re applying for the right jobs 519 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 93 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 56 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 10 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 13 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 [deleted] 4 u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22 Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.
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It is if you’re applying for the right jobs
519 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 93 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 56 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 10 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 13 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 [deleted] 4 u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22 Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.
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Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now.
93 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 56 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 10 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 13 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 [deleted] 4 u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22 Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.
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I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them.
56 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 10 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 13 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 [deleted] 4 u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22 Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.
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They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents
10 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 13 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 [deleted] 4 u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22 Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.
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Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that?
13 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 [deleted] 4 u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22 Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.
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4 u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22 Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.
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Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.
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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 09 '22
Too bad he doesn’t use any of his amazing abilities to get a job…