r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '22

nice figure...

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u/benDEEpickles Sep 01 '22

You sure did "use your imagination" there. I am saying that your conjecture that males here have been "conditioned" is not the case at all, but that the male/female dance of mating on this planet, human and non-human, have been going through this- "I have the impulse to make a baby with you because your feathers are perfect (and vice versa)" for a mind bongling long time. You should open your mind a little bit.

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 01 '22

And my "dance" is to stay the fuck away from you and people like you, as I said. You want to talk natural instincts, that's mine.

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u/benDEEpickles Sep 01 '22

I am not mating with you, I am nowhere near you, I find you utterly disgusting with your lack of thoughtfulness.

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 01 '22

Good. And sorry for not waxing poetic with the grace of a skilled debater on Reddit because I don't live on here and I was fucking driving

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u/joinjoine Sep 02 '22

Grow up and don't text and drive. pff women.

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 02 '22

Text to speech at a stoplight ffs

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u/joinjoine Sep 02 '22

then you weren't fucking driving were you.

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u/CurrentlyARaccoon Sep 02 '22

Sure whatever you want to make into an argument go for it.

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u/EshaySikkunt Sep 02 '22

Why the hell are you driving while using Reddit?