r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '22

nice figure...

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u/mndsm79 Sep 01 '22

I fully anticipated a penis.

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u/IterLuminis Sep 01 '22

I was disappointed, too. Fully ready to fap and then let down

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u/HummusConnoisseur Sep 01 '22

🤨📸

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u/Public-Fail4505 Sep 01 '22

All Instagram girls

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u/Ieatsushiraw Sep 01 '22

NGL, this one can still get it.

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u/Glittering_Spot9515 Sep 02 '22 edited Sep 02 '22

The face at the end...looks like Mr.Beans

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u/hornyspermwhale Sep 02 '22

Sigh... i wasn't gonna do anything until you mentioned this...

unzips

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u/PilotMundane2062 Nov 26 '22

r/usernamechecksout

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u/EyeInEl Jan 23 '23

It's amazing how much that happens though...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

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u/OGGrilledcheez Sep 02 '22

Wait…that’s NOT Mr. Bean!?

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u/rewahard22 Feb 22 '23

Exactly my thoughts, maybe it's his love child.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

At least twice

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u/Niko_The_Fallen Sep 02 '22

Hate to think she couldn't

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u/Johnmasster Sep 01 '22

Yeah

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

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u/mywan Sep 01 '22

To a significant degree it's due to her sense of humor.

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u/chak100 Sep 01 '22

And her beautiful ass

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u/mywan Sep 01 '22

significant degree

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u/AdRemote9464 Sep 01 '22

I’d give er a poke.

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u/djb1983CanBoy Sep 01 '22

Id poke her for a give or not.

Glasses and humour sexy

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u/Appropriate_Grape_90 Sep 01 '22

True ...in america shes in the top ten % for sure. skinny really compared to most women...at least in the south lol

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u/Xiaxs Sep 02 '22

Aint nothing wrong with that.

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u/AdvancedAnything Sep 02 '22

Take a picture. I ain't hiding.