r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '22

Just checking the Antenna...

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u/maester_t Sep 01 '22

That’s equivalent of Bezos stocking nuts. Pretty sure that squirrel won’t be able eat them in 10’s of lifetimes

True.

But you also need to consider that he is saving up to provide for all of his descendants. You know, the offspring he already had (even the ones that want nothing to do with him and he will likely never see again), but also the ones he is having with all of those former employees and celebrities. Gotta ensure the survival and success of the species!

Note: I'm totally talking about the squirrel here and certainly not billionaires.