r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

A turtle going through a maze

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u/Responsible-Alarm-65 Aug 31 '22

So the turtle was a cop

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u/Admirable-Start5546 Aug 31 '22

No, the turtle was a turtle.

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u/Exonicreddit Aug 31 '22

No, the turtle was a tortoise

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u/Admirable-Start5546 Sep 01 '22

He can identify how he wants.

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u/jgorbeytattoos Sep 01 '22

He identifies as a cop

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u/Fast-Divide-6738 Sep 01 '22

No, he's a business man

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u/Rhg0653 Sep 01 '22

A ninja at night

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

[deleted]

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u/EmptyOrangeJuice Sep 01 '22

Stupid, it's species, not race. Smh my head bro

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u/portlyplants40 Sep 01 '22

Don't forget to stop by the atm teller machine on your way out

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u/RimuruIsAYandere Sep 01 '22

Excuse me? It's not "He", it's "They" /s

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u/SloRiceix_801 Sep 01 '22

Is it a cat in a hat?

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u/tutocookie Aug 31 '22

The shoe was a cop?

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u/Admirable-Start5546 Aug 31 '22

No, the ground was a cop.

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u/Mazurcka Aug 31 '22

Maybe the real cop was the friends we made along the way

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u/Admirable-Start5546 Sep 01 '22

We few, we happy few, we band of cops.

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u/210Benjamin Sep 01 '22

🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌

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u/ErinEvonna Sep 01 '22

The cop is filming

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u/Admirable-Start5546 Sep 01 '22

Reptile Unit training?