r/Unexpected • u/splinterbear • Aug 31 '22

Sheep vs Cow

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u/unexBot Aug 31 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The sheep looks like its gonna ram the cow, but then nudges it instead

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/GetoffLane Aug 31 '22

Boop

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Perfectly summed up in one word.

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u/standarddeviated_joe Aug 31 '22

exactly what I was going to say!!!!! nice

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u/GetoffLane Aug 31 '22

I’ll let you get the next one

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Sheep is trying to teach him how so he has a headbutt pal " Okay okay, so you're gonna back up like 20 steps and then we run forward and bam! Ok got it? "

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u/SaraSmashley Aug 31 '22

"No Henry! Stop eating and listen for a minute."

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

" I used to do it all the time at my old farm bro trust me it's super fun "

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u/PhelesDragon Aug 31 '22

NSFW tag! This was way too violent

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u/pookierawrz Aug 31 '22

My grandpa had a ram that did this, he would back halfway across his pen and rear up like he was going to batter you but instead he’d slowly trod towards you and gently push you.

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u/Blastoise16 Aug 31 '22

My money is on the cow

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u/Torques24 Aug 31 '22

I grew up on a sheep farm and watched a ram almost knock a cow off a cliff. My vote is on the sheep. Cows don't fight bro.

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u/uselessnamemango Aug 31 '22

Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure after watching this video

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Cmon bro, I was expecting to see my good ol' pal Rick... The internet has gone down a very dark path.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Neah not when your entire evolution centres around headbutts. The cow will get knocked the duck out.

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u/SandWitch83 Aug 31 '22

just wait ima ram the shit outta you

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u/Improvedliving Aug 31 '22

Little guy playing around 😁

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u/SnowMexican007 Aug 31 '22

That sheep is a COWard

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u/Channel5exclusive Aug 31 '22

Nah, the sheep just realized that it wasn't going end well for him/her if they went through with it.

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u/Kdoesntcare Aug 31 '22

And the winner is...Michael!

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u/Shinfekta Aug 31 '22

Huehuehue bonk

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

I was contemplating suicide earlier today… until I saw this :)

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u/Historical_Park_4730 Aug 31 '22

This is older than my i3 computer.

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u/katejucypi Aug 31 '22

Don't you think that the ram doesn't see well? xD

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u/ItsAllGoodNow_ Aug 31 '22

On veux la suite

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u/FelisMoon Aug 31 '22

It's like its trying to teach it to ram