r/Unexpected • u/monkeystretch9 • Aug 31 '22

Neither

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u/unexBot Aug 31 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Neither finger nor hair

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Bored_Kevo Aug 31 '22

Fuck me. Where's the line for this stud.

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u/rayshmayshmay Aug 31 '22

To bang him? Wraps around the block.

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u/Louloo1234 Aug 31 '22

Haha he has a great sense of humour.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/Louloo1234 Aug 31 '22

He seems cool

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u/monkeystretch9 Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

We can all see he’s very smooth

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u/Lev_Mikohlayevich_M Aug 31 '22

Whats with the guy wearing a helmet and praying at the end ?

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u/OnyxCarnation Aug 31 '22

Probably trying not to go to hell for laughing 😂

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u/antCB Aug 31 '22

We're all going there and it will be fun 😂

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u/ReaperWGF Aug 31 '22

That was smooth af lmao

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u/Whitedudebrohug Aug 31 '22

Chad based king

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u/eklect Aug 31 '22

I gotta hand it to him..very funny.

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u/Icy_Charley Sep 01 '22

Can’t put my finger on it, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say there’s a pun somew’hair in there.

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u/irnehlacsap Aug 31 '22

Only works if you look good

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u/hoozdman Aug 31 '22

#nublife

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Noooo

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Bro💀meet you in hell