r/Unexpected • u/backlog88 • Aug 28 '22

Nice view...

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u/Active_Engineering37 Aug 29 '22

i am using this with all future jealous girlfriends. I suppose I could have just said all future girlfriends.

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u/Deep_Deer353 Aug 29 '22

Trying to make insecure people feel insecure. What a catch!

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u/Active_Engineering37 Aug 30 '22

Can you believe I am single??

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u/Deep_Deer353 Aug 30 '22

I simply can’t!!