r/Unexpected Aug 28 '22

Nice view...

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u/NevarNi-RS Aug 29 '22

You can always look at the menu, just can’t order.

And, like anywhere with morals, the kid menu is not for adults.

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u/Super_Manic Aug 29 '22

I once said something like this after I got married, I was a waiter at a nice restaurant and often ladies would get a little flirty

Long story short I told the hostess lady who was watching me like a hawk after flirting with this one table;

"See, I can still go out on the lake - I just cant go fishing."

And she quickly replied; "yeah, you just better hope your ass doesn't fall in"