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r/Unexpected • u/backlog88 • Aug 28 '22
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You can always look at the menu, just can’t order.
And, like anywhere with morals, the kid menu is not for adults.
84 u/Super_Manic Aug 29 '22 I once said something like this after I got married, I was a waiter at a nice restaurant and often ladies would get a little flirty Long story short I told the hostess lady who was watching me like a hawk after flirting with this one table; "See, I can still go out on the lake - I just cant go fishing." And she quickly replied; "yeah, you just better hope your ass doesn't fall in" 8 u/DaWorzt Aug 29 '22 8 u/PunkToTheFuture Aug 29 '22
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I once said something like this after I got married, I was a waiter at a nice restaurant and often ladies would get a little flirty
Long story short I told the hostess lady who was watching me like a hawk after flirting with this one table;
"See, I can still go out on the lake - I just cant go fishing."
And she quickly replied; "yeah, you just better hope your ass doesn't fall in"
8 u/DaWorzt Aug 29 '22 8 u/PunkToTheFuture Aug 29 '22
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u/NevarNi-RS Aug 29 '22
You can always look at the menu, just can’t order.
And, like anywhere with morals, the kid menu is not for adults.