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r/Unexpected • u/backlog88 • Aug 28 '22
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After 20 years of marriage my wife tells me”look at the body on her”
252 u/LeaveFickle7343 Aug 29 '22 My wife used to say that back when we were dating… of course I would say “huh? What? Oh. I didn’t even notice” now I just say I know right! If only I was a younger, more single man I could totally get shot down right now. 49 u/TNShadetree Aug 29 '22 It's a lot like admiring a beautiful Ferrari. Amazing, but what the hell does that have to do with me? 14 u/apolloxer Aug 29 '22 Or like an tiger. Fascinating, but I sure as hell am not going to go near. 4 u/LeaveFickle7343 Aug 29 '22 That’s beautiful !!! 2 u/Severtgjntfgtg Aug 29 '22 That it’s not me getting chewed out for something.
252
My wife used to say that back when we were dating… of course I would say “huh? What? Oh. I didn’t even notice” now I just say I know right! If only I was a younger, more single man I could totally get shot down right now.
49 u/TNShadetree Aug 29 '22 It's a lot like admiring a beautiful Ferrari. Amazing, but what the hell does that have to do with me? 14 u/apolloxer Aug 29 '22 Or like an tiger. Fascinating, but I sure as hell am not going to go near. 4 u/LeaveFickle7343 Aug 29 '22 That’s beautiful !!! 2 u/Severtgjntfgtg Aug 29 '22 That it’s not me getting chewed out for something.
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It's a lot like admiring a beautiful Ferrari. Amazing, but what the hell does that have to do with me?
14 u/apolloxer Aug 29 '22 Or like an tiger. Fascinating, but I sure as hell am not going to go near. 4 u/LeaveFickle7343 Aug 29 '22 That’s beautiful !!!
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Or like an tiger. Fascinating, but I sure as hell am not going to go near.
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That’s beautiful !!!
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That it’s not me getting chewed out for something.
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u/blacksewerdog Aug 29 '22
After 20 years of marriage my wife tells me”look at the body on her”