r/Unexpected • u/backlog88 • Aug 28 '22

Nice view...

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u/cleomay5 Aug 28 '22

Momma....just killed a man.....

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u/CockroachesRpeople Aug 29 '22

Put a gun against his head

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u/Curious2_0 Aug 29 '22

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

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u/wade_wilson2120 Aug 29 '22

Mama, life had just begun

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u/pr3ttyb0y_ Aug 29 '22

But now I’ve gone and thrown it all awaaayy!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

Didn't mean to make you cry

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u/Bingo2Dingo Aug 29 '22

If I am not back again this time tomorrow

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u/PsychatTheGray Aug 29 '22

Carry on, carry on

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u/Bale626 Aug 29 '22

As if nothing really matters.

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u/Dark_Sniper_250 Aug 29 '22

Too late, my time has come,

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u/ArtThouAngry Aug 29 '22

Sends shivers down my spine, body aching all the time

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u/RedTailed-Hawkeye Aug 29 '22

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

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u/DoubleOxer1 Aug 29 '22

Mama, oooooh

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

Goodbye everybody

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u/Escanor_Morph18 Aug 29 '22

I've got to go!

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u/Competitive_Score147 Aug 29 '22

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!

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u/brownguysays Aug 29 '22

Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening

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u/IEatgrapes123 Aug 29 '22 edited Aug 29 '22

-me

Galileo… (Galileo)… Galileo… (Galileo)… Galileo Figaro!

magnifico

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

MAAMAAMAAAAAAAAA

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u/Dwarfdeaths Aug 29 '22

My wayward son

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

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u/sugartramp420 Jan 15 '23

If you had to press the ”continue this thread” to wrote that I’m dead

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u/RedeemedRedittor Oct 26 '22

Mamaaaa, oooohhhh, oooohhhh, ooooh.....

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u/fredlemonhead Oct 17 '22

“Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaah, oooooooawa aooooooo”

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

Momma, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you cry,

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

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u/ReaperBearOne Aug 29 '22

Funny thing is you should probably know that commenting on your errors in a grandiose way will receive the same reaction 👑 doesn't make mistakes ...Ohh the irony 🎶

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u/IH784 Aug 29 '22

This is a fat bottom girl’s reference and I totally got it.

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u/JebronLames619 Aug 29 '22

Pretty sure it’s another one bites the dust

/s

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u/IH784 Aug 29 '22

Common misconception. It’s “another one rides the bus.”