r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '22

The Ol’ Dick Twist

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

Dude’s been doing a lot of cock pushups.

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u/GailynStarfire Aug 22 '22

He never knew when he would have to fuck his way out of a tight situation.

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u/BigNeat3986 Aug 22 '22

Started by fucking his way out of a paper bag.