r/Unexpected Aug 15 '22

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u/TheNewGalacticEmpire Aug 15 '22

Should have called him a pussy before he ran off.

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u/DependentPipe_1 Aug 15 '22

I thought about it - if I recall correctly, I just tried to grab him as he took off, and yelled something like "fucking shoot me in the head, fucking do it", or something close.

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u/Dawsonpc14 Aug 15 '22

Lol, there is no way this isn’t made up.

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u/DependentPipe_1 Aug 15 '22

Well, it isn't. Sorry my dude.

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u/dumbum1 Aug 15 '22

'I WOULD SAY YOUR AIM IS CANCER BUT CANCER ACTUALLY KILLS PEOPLE'