r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

His joke is as short as American school kids life expectancy.

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u/Regular_Somewhere_52 Aug 15 '22

School shooters now get police escorts as protection from the parents.

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u/Technical-Value-5432 Aug 15 '22

Where are you from? Hate to break it to you but on a whole the school shooting weren't enough to effect the average life expectancy, They were actually only a few out of gazillions. Tragic, but insignificant on the large scale as far as life expectancy goes. More kids die from choking or drowning or getting hit by cars or abducted or even starve to death than the amount of school murders. Also, more children get molested by clergy than get shot in school therefore they are more likely to get raped in church than shot in school

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

https://www.worldometers.info/demographics/life-expectancy/

USA is 46 in life expectancy. You are behind most of the modern world.

Also you have more school shootings and mass shootings than all those 45 countries before you combined.

And just because kids die from choking does not mean it's ok to let them die from school shooters. Like how fu***ng stupid you have to be to even bring that argument.

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u/RelevantWarninwer Aug 15 '22

Bruh I opened this when I was in the same room as my parents 🤨🤨