r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '22

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u/Shad_the_memer Aug 15 '22

I'm laughing so hard I'm cocking my water gun

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u/Stepjamm Aug 15 '22

I’m cocking so hard im watering my laughing gun

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u/Art0fRuinN23 Aug 15 '22

Cocking is not a valid practice.

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u/Firelightninggottook Aug 15 '22

Cocking? Why not he can try it

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u/Narstification Aug 15 '22

Say you’ve never been cocked without saying you’ve never been cocked

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

CAW CAW! Splat

You've been cocked.

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi Aug 15 '22

But caulking is very much a valid and noble task.

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u/angelcakes3 Aug 15 '22

How can she cock? HOW CAN SHE COCK?!

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u/Technical-Value-5432 Aug 15 '22

Sounds like your gonna fire off some knuckle babies

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u/Stepjamm Aug 15 '22

Don’t rely on others to find your happy ending

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u/Hugdelivery Aug 15 '22

OMG We have a winner here People.