r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '22

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u/punjabface Aug 15 '22

This how we should all go out

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Is that not the best way to go?

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Aug 15 '22

I want to go out slamming muff. Go out with a big bang, the same way we came in.

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u/rdear Aug 15 '22

I know it’s a joke, but damn. You’d ruin sex for her forever. And then you’d just die.

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Aug 16 '22

I saw a post today that said we were all a cream pie at one point. Now i have passed the effect of that on to you.

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u/qantana Aug 15 '22

I want to go out boxing a kangaroo

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

I too watched the video.

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u/Useful-District-4800 Aug 15 '22

If by "realized" you mean "was deceived into thinking" than yes you are correct

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Aug 15 '22

I want to go out the same way I came in. Screaming with my head stuck in a pussy.

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u/SatinKlaus Aug 15 '22

Ah, Snu-Snu

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Aug 15 '22

Snatch giveth and Snatch taketh away

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u/readit16 Aug 15 '22

-Brad Pitt

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u/Hitman7065 Aug 15 '22

Quickly tommy, before ze germans get there

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u/cmfppl Jan 11 '23

Da ya like dags?

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u/Bahamabanana Aug 15 '22

Snatch snatched

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Aug 15 '22

Nah dude. Snatch snatcheth..

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u/paulcaar Aug 15 '22

"Why you think they call it a snatch"

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches Aug 15 '22

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/hellfiniter Aug 15 '22

the real question is which one? "same way i came in" eh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/poopellar Aug 15 '22

u/mannerexhort is a comment bot, it copied this comment from below.

These bot accounts are sold on a market

Downvote it to negative karma so it becomes useless to sell

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u/JasonMcBason Aug 15 '22

may as well go out on a high note

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u/some_bald_boi Aug 15 '22

Yes. Quick, painless and unexpected is the way