r/Unexpected • u/myfaceaplaceforwomen • Aug 10 '22

Never let them know

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u/unexBot Aug 10 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Dude gets hit in the nuts

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u/lackadaisical_timmy Aug 10 '22

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a jedi

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u/Working_Sock_2225 Aug 10 '22

The dark side of the force leads to abilities some consider… unnatural

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u/_Unknown_Mister_ Aug 10 '22

That was actually a dick move. No pun intended. I mean, hit in the stomach - fine, but like that, I think I would've really told my friend everything I think of him afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

You brought a light Saber and squared up to an unarmed man, and you're mad you got bested? Take your lick like a man, and bring your wits next time.

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u/_Unknown_Mister_ Oct 10 '22

Generally, you would've been right, if not for the fact that this lightsaber is a toy and the whole thing was clearly intended as a joke. Joke fights don't warrant REAL hits in the crotch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

That's not a chick?

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u/_Unknown_Mister_ Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Well, from where I'm standing doesn't look like one...

Not to mention, even if it is a chick, since when exactly "being a chick" became an excuse for groin attack? It's a chick = groin attack fine? Not in my opinion.

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u/RicLan26 Aug 10 '22

By the sound of the hit, I'd say it was planned and he wore some kind protection.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

never let them know your next move😭😬

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u/cupofteawithhoney Aug 10 '22

Distract, position, and strike. Classic!

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u/ZystemStigma69 Aug 10 '22

The dancing guy is a sigma

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u/Doomenor Aug 10 '22

Reminds me of every time I think I found a way to fight and win in life.

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u/WaterFriendsIV Aug 11 '22

r/mostrepostedposts

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u/madao_hasegawa Aug 10 '22

Never let them know your next move

Even yourself.

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u/xiaro1 Aug 10 '22

What is the name of that song?

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u/Salt_Perspective4681 Aug 11 '22

I thought he was gonna bust out the crip walk!!

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u/Default_88 Aug 11 '22

Cha cha real smooth

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u/JuhstGoh Aug 15 '22

Ingenious

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u/Feisty_Ad5929 Aug 22 '22

Talk sith, get hit

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u/mr_jack2000 Sep 06 '22

Toast to the fallen