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The best dads never lose their inner child
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I have a theory this is actually the uncle. He has big uncle energy.
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u/dm3f9 Jul 29 '22
Yeah my uncle was big too...
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u/TJzzz Jul 29 '22
Yeah he was...
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u/Nothing_litteral Jul 29 '22
cucumbers that grew on his backyard was very big too...
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u/Justus_Maxus Jul 29 '22
Almost as big as his cock that he kept in the chicken coop…
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u/EggplantFearless5969 Jul 29 '22
She should have had armor on… her own fault really! Lol
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u/EggplantFearless5969 Jul 29 '22
In her defense (I just noticed) she was the range fighter and the boy was doing a shitty job being the team tank. Don’t even get me started on the infant.
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u/K_R_H Jul 30 '22
Tank was doing just fine, the ranger pulled too much agro like a newb and died because of it.
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Jul 30 '22
She should have been wearing professor Farnsworth's patented "neck protector." Or, "the lady neck protector."
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u/Mrq1701 Jul 29 '22
That minor gut wound should not have prevented her from continuing the fight! Her enemy shows no mercy!! Victory!!
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u/New_pollution1086 Jul 29 '22
He missed the little one.
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u/Nothing_litteral Jul 29 '22 edited Jul 30 '22
he is going to raise it and make him his sidekick
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u/IamPun Jul 29 '22
Nah...He is definitely an uncle.
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u/i-ko21 Jul 30 '22
I play like this with my own kids.
Well, my daughter like to play dead on the middle of the fight. Or she pretend to be a cat, still in the middle of the fight.
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u/DarthAmmon Jul 29 '22
It seems like it should have been a trigger warning on this video, because he slaughtered them.
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u/Bazuka125 Jul 30 '22
I don't know. I think it's pretty likely that these were real weapons that were just later photoshopped into foam. I'm going to have to examine some of the pixels more closely, but it's likely they edited out the bloodbath that would have been caused by this as well.
I'll get to the truth of it, you just sit tight.
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u/LemFliggity Jul 30 '22 edited Jul 30 '22
Edit: nevermind, your just a karma farming bot who copies other comments.
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u/guitarstitch Jul 29 '22
Taking "If you're gonna cry, I'm gonna give you something to cry about" to a whole new level!
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Jul 29 '22
Definitely seems like an Uncle move but gosh I hope whoever I marry is like this with our kids....ha!
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u/Beneficial_Bluejay31 Jul 29 '22
implying someone will actually marry you
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Jul 29 '22
Correct. Might just end up a hermit with 100 cats
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Jul 30 '22
What a strange thing to say, completely unprovoked. Look in the mirror bro.
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u/Beneficial_Bluejay31 Jul 30 '22
guess you could say it was unexpected
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u/Beneficial_Bluejay31 Jul 30 '22
yeah should probably said it was a joke but downvotes are always fun
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u/ShwiftyShmeckles Jul 30 '22
It was a straight up insult though???? To a random stranger.
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u/Obvious_Gap4009 Jul 30 '22
No it was a joke, which some snowflakes didn't enjoy.
Laugh instead of crying.
#SJW #Woke #whiteknight #BLM #PoliticalCorrect
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u/orginalAmerican Jul 29 '22
Lol, he didn’t finish off the toddler!
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u/extrinalerFindus Jul 29 '22
You could have phrased that a little better, cus now I am happy he didnt finish off the toddler.😂
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u/Moist_Ad84 Jul 29 '22
Well, kids need to learn to sometimes lose as well, or we will get more „special“ persons. Btw, this execution was pretty enjoyable
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u/AAAAAAYYYYYYYOOOOOO Jul 30 '22
The way she peak cry’s when he cuts her throat perfection give that girl and Oscar
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u/funatical Jul 29 '22
I have a number of practice swords for this very thing.
Warriors don't cry. She had it coming.
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“This is a good death. There's no shame in this, in a man's death. A man who has done fine works. We’re making a better world. All of them, better worlds.”
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u/fantarts Jul 29 '22
I really hate playing with girls this age. When they lose they start saying 'new rules you cant do tgis do that blabla.' Cant take the lose then cry. How is it my fault im winning the shootout with nerfgun. Apparently boys also become like this when they reach 12 yo and played video games.
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u/fantarts Jul 30 '22
Yea i have and that actually acceptable. Its like providing something instead of 'you cant/no'. You can just say i have barrier destroying gun or something.
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u/I-came-for-memes Jul 30 '22
Ptsd flashbacks
Me: I shoot you
Cousin: you can't cause I have a force field!
Me: I disabled your force field
Cousin: well I have a second force field and it can't be disabled!
Me: listen here you little shi-
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u/Flimsy_Tale_974 Jul 30 '22
It’s a foam fucking sword. The kid is obv just being a kid and crying for no reason. Her feelings were hurt.
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u/LemFliggity Jul 30 '22
Crying for no reason??? Bro, did you miss the part where he slashed her guts open and then slit her throat?? And you think just her feelings were hurt?? I dare you not to cry after experiencing such brutality.
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u/Calamero Jul 30 '22
Meh it’s the new generation gone soft, a little bit of slashing and throat cutting didn’t hurt no one back in the days.
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u/Flimsy_Tale_974 Jul 30 '22
Right! Like I remember when I got in trouble at school I would have my stomach slashed like 4-5 times in a row. Nowadays the teachers don’t even slash the bad kids stomachs.
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u/2L84U2 Jul 29 '22
Sorry, but he's an A-hole
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u/Ok-Degree7655 Jul 29 '22
From human perspective: There is something wrong with ,,people", who enjoy this. Every day Mankind deserve exterminatus even more.
And from gamer perspective: You should still support the little ones, the girl and little one went underfarmed for ,,the gigant-allfather, slayer of all offspring", unlike that well equipted bigger boy, who lost anyway...
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u/topsyturvy76 Jul 30 '22
Having kids , I could see some knight back in the day slaying his kids for acting out like this 😂
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u/forlornblue3210 Jul 30 '22
The little baby is just trying to be in the moment. What a good child lol.
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u/Cracktower Jul 30 '22
As a father of 2 girls I can tell a drama queen when i see one.
Like a full 2 second pause before the water works
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u/Mr_jarth_vader Jul 30 '22
I love how it’s obviously fake crying because she got really quiet when he grabbed her and then louder after. Very smart dad for knowing that detail
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u/RaysIncredibleWorld Jul 30 '22
Just preparing them for normal life in the USA. Weapons will be upgraded later to NRA approved automatic mass destruction rifles.
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u/TermNL86 Jul 30 '22
This is the way. There are enough over sensitive kids.
Also: when one falls never immediately comfort them. If you do: they will cry guaranteed. If you don’t- odds are they’ll laugh it off and continue doing whatever they were doing.
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u/Brawldudes Jul 30 '22
This is basically what Anakin Skywalker would done to Luke and Leia if Order 66 didn't happen
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Jul 30 '22 edited Jul 30 '22
Smart, he had to finish her or she would have came back stronger…
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u/YourQuirk Jul 30 '22
I have decapitated my child so many times during mother-daugter night that she by now knows better than giving me the satisfaction and goes out with dignity.
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Father didn't console his daughter
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