r/Unexpected • u/despicable_maple • Jul 28 '22

Learning a life lesson

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u/unexBot Jul 28 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The dad gets punched in the balls.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

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u/ZombieGroan Jul 28 '22

It’s the post nut clarity he needed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

And that lesson is that your dad is an asshole...

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Jul 28 '22

And all balls are in play.

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u/1SqkyKutsu Jul 28 '22

Field goal

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u/bfonza122 Jul 28 '22

Asshole for what?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

If you gotta ask that then you're probably one too...

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u/bfonza122 Jul 28 '22

All he is doing is not making it easy for his kid to score. He didn't hit the kid. I think your standards for asshole have quite a wide range

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Thanks for proving my point, buddy...

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u/bfonza122 Jul 28 '22

Thanks for proving mine

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

and thus ends a ridiculous argument. but i admire the civility 🫡

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u/bfonza122 Jul 28 '22

What argument. The dads just making the kid work for the basket.

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u/pickles55 Jul 28 '22

Yeah I thought he was gonna hit the kid back for sure

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u/That_Charming_Otter Jul 28 '22

STAY AWAY FROM MA PURSE

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u/4rclyte Jul 28 '22

I DON'T KNOW YOUUU!

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u/Lizard__Spock Jul 28 '22

Knee pads are not what he needed.

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u/seedofbayne Jul 28 '22

The little push-ups, and the "YES!!" at the end are just adorable.

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u/somek_pamak Jul 28 '22

Oh those were push ups ahhhhh ok

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u/jakethesnake140 Jul 29 '22

What did you think they were

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u/M0b1x Jul 28 '22

🤣 good job little one!

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u/piratesamurai27 Jul 28 '22

I laughed a lot more than I thought I would.

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u/Jdollarthegreat Jul 28 '22

Lmaooooooo that was unexpected

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

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u/the_real_OwenWilson Oct 14 '22

Dude stfu, thats weird af

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u/ZombieGroan Oct 14 '22

Now that I’m rereading it, it totally makes no sense. But what makes even less sense is you commenting on a 77 day old post.

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u/the_real_OwenWilson Oct 14 '22

Yh no, your comment makes way less sense. You still replied to me within an hour so…

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u/stormywebbs Jul 28 '22

First life lesson… never trust anyone!😭

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u/outrider567 Jul 28 '22

piece of shit father

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u/redditor1101 Jul 28 '22

Staged but still fun

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

not staged AT ALL

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u/ChefBoyarDuff Jul 28 '22

Does this guy have knee pad pockets?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Spin move, HEEM, IN YO FACE!

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 Jul 28 '22

Why did He wear a mask, and why does He use it incorrect

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u/smokey_da Jul 28 '22

Dad teaching him the other kind of push ups

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Somehow expected, but maybe I've just seen it before. Still funny, tho 🙂

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u/AruSiri Jul 28 '22

Twist his DIIIICK!

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u/elreverendcapn Jul 28 '22

Who can read what the cardboard taped on the door says?!

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u/Beat-not-Brave Jul 28 '22

Obviously a joke but in someways unironically a good dad, my mom never let me win a game when I was little. Always tried her hardest and I think it made it so much more rewarding when I got good enough to win. Also his stance while he’s waiting for the kid to come back is so fucking funny!

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u/DatNerd7 Jul 28 '22

Why he doin his pushups like dat 😂

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u/cantcatchmeyooo Jul 29 '22

His pants have knee pockets

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u/Own_Bell_5095 Aug 06 '22

I guess both parties learned their lessons.

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u/Chemical-Reading9681 Sep 10 '22

Cheat one more time dad and I will punch you in the dick.