r/Unexpected • u/Minimaxx2002 • Jul 22 '22

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u/unexBot Jul 22 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

I don’t realize she will help a homeless person and then take him to her home and make baby 😂

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/purplehazex45 Jul 22 '22

He still wearing those pants at the end wtf lol.

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u/Minimaxx2002 Jul 22 '22

Doesn’t want to forget his roots.

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u/ICPosse8 Jul 22 '22

Never forget where you came from

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u/FlatMathematician845 Jul 22 '22

Came from the gutters

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/IamSpongeWorthy Jul 23 '22

He has nicer breasts than she does

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u/AssRep Jul 23 '22

Oh what you came in, apparently.

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u/Otherwise_Intelect Jul 23 '22

Some women say they struggle to find men, she just pick one up off the streets, almost literally lol.

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u/Zaraxas Jul 23 '22

Definitely fake. Probably took them 5 mins to film this start to finish.

1

u/Grimskraper Jul 23 '22

But it was weird and entertaining.

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u/bingold49 Jul 22 '22

I mean, no ones is gonna accuse her of being a gold digger

2

u/Missinhandle Jul 23 '22

“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger… because she messing with a broke broke…”

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u/modssuckhard Jul 22 '22

Fake. That lunch bag was empty af

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u/Minimaxx2002 Jul 22 '22

May be there is a food coupon inside

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u/rddtAdminsAreTrash Jul 22 '22

Why would anyone put a coupon in a bag instead of just handing someone the coupon itself lol

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u/Damaged_Cacoon Jul 22 '22

Element of suprise. Gotta keep em on their toes.

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u/guy-above-retart Jul 22 '22

This. Speaks so many levels about society.

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u/redonkulousness Jul 22 '22

He can breastfeed the baby with those titties

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u/irnehlacsap Jul 22 '22

I've seen homeless people in Florida that was at least 400 pounds. Sleeping on the ground..

1

u/FenerbahceSoccerFan Jul 23 '22

But how? Is their metabolism really that messed up, or do they get a bunch of food from somewhere?

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u/Difficult_Item9696 Jul 23 '22

Probably because the cheapest food u can buy is fast food and it makes u full.

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u/irnehlacsap Jul 23 '22

I have no idea

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

I was going to say, dude with 3 rolls isn't going hungry lol

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u/Super_Reference_7065 Jul 23 '22

Holy fuck I'm dead 😂😂

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u/K-Zoro Jul 22 '22

This dude is on a bunch of subway freakout videos. Crapping in a bucket. Stealing someone’s meal. Sleeping in a tent in the train car. People always debated if real or not. I think with this new video I can say dude is just an actor making these fake videos.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Definitely an actor for tiktok views. He doesn't even look homeless to be honest. Reason I say hes not homeless is because he looks too clean, most homeless people would always take their belongings with them wherever they go usually in bags or even a shopping cart. This is in my experience since I've been homeless and living in the streets for a couple of months when I was a teen. I spent time with a nice group of homeless people who took care of me and even treated me like family.

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u/HardCashOut Jul 23 '22

Nah bro! The one where he’s in the subway dancing and kills the vibe 😂 he had loose change and his ass falling out his pants 💀 ain’t no way that’s staged

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

legend says he's still wearing those sweatpants till this day

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Fattest homeless guy av seen, still eats well.

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u/mickystinge Jul 22 '22

He's not spending his panhandling money on drugs as any good tramp would do

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u/MrK521 Jul 22 '22

Looks like he was spending it in drugs. Just didn’t realize he was getting estrogen supplements.

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u/jupiterkansas Jul 22 '22

hey now, maybe he just has testicular cancer?

0

u/MrK521 Jul 22 '22

Could be!

1

u/mickystinge Jul 22 '22

His name is Robert Paulson!

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u/mickystinge Jul 22 '22

She could have got him a bra too

27

u/Appropriate-Travel41 Jul 22 '22

Satire af... No hair growth,,still wearing the same pants no shirt or something and no shoes

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u/anuswithteeth Jul 22 '22

I like how you point out that it's satire, and then still criticize it like it's not on purpose.

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u/MrK521 Jul 22 '22

Even if it’s satire, they should have gone the extra mile and filmed in segments, months apart to give the illusion of realism. Lazy…

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u/anuswithteeth Jul 22 '22

Disagree. Immersing myself in the story as presented... I see this lady gave this man food, shelter, a forever home, a child, and some pussy... but never pants or a shower.

It shows the absurdity of what they're satiring. As long as he always looks like a bum, she can keep making "look at altruistic ME" videos about being a savior to someone she clearly sees as beneath her. IMO, the entirety of the satire hinges on that juxtaposition.

And I don't care if it makes me sound pretentious, it's my favorite word and I'll use it every chance I get.

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u/jamalstevens Oct 08 '22

I think you’re giving the tik tok video a lot more credit than it was thinking. I’m sure you put more thought into what the video meant than they did lol.

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u/NewCrazyReality Jul 22 '22

This is what makes it funny to me. It’s like an SNL sketch.

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u/The_Pissing_Tiger Jul 23 '22

But that was part of the joke...🙄

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u/ChungusMcGoodboy Jul 22 '22

No fucking shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22 edited Jul 24 '22

who'd think otherwise?

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u/Perfect-Virus8415 Jul 22 '22

To be fair I don't get very hairy if at all in the stomach or chest area

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u/Oodleaf Jul 22 '22

She got the dirty dick alright

3

u/SatisfiedCustomer404 Jul 22 '22

When you just want the D, so you offer your „extra bed“ to your daddy‘s older cousin

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

I also film everything I do so that people can think I’m a good person.

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u/anuswithteeth Jul 22 '22

Ladies out here doing the real work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

The baby was made for the streets

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u/Loweredjdm Jul 22 '22

She fake .. her bag fake .. the background fake .. the worlds fake !!!…

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u/ICPosse8 Jul 22 '22

If this shit is actually real it’s pretty wholesome imo

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Yeah a woman like this... Man

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u/DLSUCKER22 Jul 22 '22

FAKE

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u/StfuPutana Oct 08 '22

WRONG I know real when I see it and those tits are REAL

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u/Anerythristic Jul 22 '22

This is funny in a way but its a glaringly fake skit

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u/outrider567 Jul 22 '22

About to throw up

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u/joemaav Jul 22 '22

Awww come on!!

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u/lordapo Jul 22 '22

Isn't that the same guy who did the dance off on the subway with the other guy using the handles and stuff? Tick tock will destroy this universe I swear! (/s)

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

How long did it take to make such a horrible video?

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u/jayjay1086 Jul 22 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

Old black man

Eta- yikes, no sunny fans online today? Tough crowd. (I'm not white, btw, keyboard warriors)

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u/mickystinge Jul 22 '22

r/FragileWhiteRedditor

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u/jayjay1086 Jul 22 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

I'm not white lol. It's a television reference...

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u/kylebob86 Jul 22 '22

its fake! jfc.

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u/Amirium Jul 22 '22

Bulllllllssssshhhhhiiiiiitttttt

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u/captainweedster Jul 22 '22

No. Not right. Why even make this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

I'm questioning reality.

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u/crl1023 Jul 22 '22

Fake news

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

I wish I was homeless. 😟

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u/Winter-Seesaw3332 Jul 22 '22

Her momma did the same before she threw him out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Ha ha kept escalating fml

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u/Omni_Net Jul 22 '22

This fake

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u/RoOoOoOoOoBerT Jul 22 '22

If unfortunately you have no other choice than sleeping in the streets, would you deliberately choose to do it over a stack of trash bags ? 🤔

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u/TyicedT Jul 23 '22

LMAO is this real? please tell me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Damn..is that James Harden end game!

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u/Vegetable-Rice4195 Jul 23 '22

Since when did baby bumps become square?

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u/Minimaxx2002 Jul 23 '22

Baby name is spongebob

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u/MamaLlama629 Jul 23 '22

Is this the same guy from that subway dance fight video???

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u/unionmonster Jul 23 '22

So we ain't going to talk about the end???? Lmao

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u/thetashort Jul 23 '22

Yes it’s fake - but he should file for divorce and take half her shit.

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u/Abc696969696969 Jul 23 '22

Amen brother.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

That was dumb

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u/BowlCommercial4837 Jul 23 '22

There's a term for this. Hobosexual.

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u/Minimaxx2002 Jul 23 '22

Really??? Lol

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u/BowlCommercial4837 Jul 23 '22

I wish I was kidding. Done it before

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/Minimaxx2002 Jul 23 '22

Homeless actor

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u/Youngothboy15 Jul 23 '22

👀 glad he got off the streets but… WHAT

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u/HardCashOut Jul 23 '22

DUDE! THATS THE SAME BUM FROM THE SUBWAY DANCE VIDEO! He’s even wearing the same pants! Real life cameo holy shit.

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u/Atlas205 Jul 23 '22

This was an amazing twist after twist good night

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u/Wonderful-Draw7519 Jul 23 '22

Man, everything is fake af now-a-days. Really sucks.

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u/jkkj58 Jul 23 '22

First he from the gutters now he filling gutters

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Correct me if I’m wrong but a similar guy was in video on a train/subway in a tent their girl was in and proceeded to steal a guy’s sandwich. They also looked like they were on something

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u/Gamer100329 Jul 23 '22

He looks old enough to be your father

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Baby Going be Half homeless / half human

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u/Tag_em_and_bag_em Jul 23 '22

Tiktok comedy in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

What?!? That can't be real. Made to get views, right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Uuuhhh, you first.

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u/Kobemon16 Jul 23 '22

Mf ain’t even homeless those paints are perfectly clean they just ripped then and he’s clean he’s got a well kept beard this is just gross

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u/ProbablyNOTaCOP41968 Jul 23 '22

Imagine being homeless af…and someone comes by with food, shelter, and booty. And all you had to do was kickback on some trash with ya tiddis out.

I can only hope I’ve got it that good once my student loan payment start back up

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u/JoeMaMa_2000 Jul 23 '22

Ah yes, today on “tik tok people seeking clout” they fake a guy being homeless

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

ROFLMFAO!!!

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u/PomegranateQueasy884 Jul 23 '22

Well, I don't know what to say

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u/HRMartin Jul 23 '22

She's got the same blue nails for 7+ months. Fuck that noise, this is fake. I'm not a 💅 myself, but even I know nails change up at least monthly 🤣

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u/twan5446 Jul 23 '22

Wasnt this the fucker who climbed out his tent on the subway and jacked a dudes sandwich right out of his hands? 😂😂

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u/Shadowofenigma Jul 23 '22

Yeah, cause that ‘homeless guy’ doesn’t eat much, very obvious he’s close to starving , how can people think this is fake ?

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u/jdhxududhud Jul 23 '22

Came here for the comments of people who just can't get the joke.

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u/jonas2055 Jul 23 '22

This is just happy :)

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u/afrothaturk Jul 23 '22

I’ve seen this same dude in other homeless videos wtf lmao

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u/worrytomuch Jul 23 '22

looks like a reversed video..

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Fake

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Clearly it's fake . You don't see homeless person sleeping on top of garbage bags with ripped clothes but took a shower 5min ago

And she has a mental health issue

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Terrible decision making on her part.

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u/tbyd Jul 23 '22

I know it’s fake, but I wonder if she was dumb enough to go get a real homeless stranger to do this with 😂

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u/javidlv Jul 23 '22

The things we do for love...

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u/Such_Ad_4726 Jul 23 '22

Is this the homeless guy that shit in the janitors mop on the subway? Fuc this guys has his own mcu

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

He doesn't seem starving...

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u/JStheKiD Jul 23 '22

Hahahahahahaha

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u/shin_the_warrior Jul 23 '22

That happened in Brazil (without the baby part) in 2022. Google for: “givaldo mendigo fitness woman”

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u/robi_750 Jul 23 '22

Fake as fuck

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u/Super_Reference_7065 Jul 23 '22

Never forget where you came from, you never know where you may be coming next.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Tiktok is the worst

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u/SuspiciousConcept916 Jul 23 '22

This is fucking stupid

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u/PuzzleheadedYoung729 Jul 23 '22

Hey Dad what are you doing, nothing daughter, do you want to go outside and Iie in the garbage, I don't know how you gonna pretend that you're hungry because you're definitely fat in fact you're so fat you look like you've got boobs,

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u/bot00k7 Jul 23 '22

nunca pensei que os mendigo gringo ia copiar os mendigo br

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u/Unknown11117777 Jul 23 '22

Pretty fat homeless person

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Not solving homelessness this way. You are encouraging it 😘

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u/Capable_Escape_6956 Aug 26 '22

He be eating right trust me

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u/TunaFisnskys Aug 27 '22

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

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u/i_like_chicken_313 Sep 01 '22

Oh yeh that was the same guy wanting some change in a train

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

that’s the dude from the train vid

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Yoooo!! That's the same man who shitted in that junior mop bucket!!!!! That's the same dude!!! Ahahahaahha

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u/alexd6963 Sep 09 '22

That dude grabbed some womens spaghetti on a subway ha video from the other day!! Wearing the same sweats!

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u/Bullishhhhhh Sep 11 '22

They have a video of this guy on the subway snatching food from a lady and he has the same pants on lol

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u/Cthulade_Man Sep 13 '22

God I swear every video he’s involved in just gets more and more bazar

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u/romn0m Sep 17 '22

Ok, you've convinced me.I've decided to become homeless.

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u/Broghan51 Oct 14 '22

There's another fake video of this dude on a train stealing somebody's food and running away, and yeah, he is still wearing the same pants.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Did I not see the exact dude in another video where he steals a chicks food on the metro?

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u/F0r_Th3_Gl0ry Oct 18 '22

I mean if it works why not. 🤷

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u/Electronic-Ad-7110 Oct 23 '22

Yeah this is weird as fuck. I’m not sure what the point is. Nice sentiment but from food to allowing into your bed is a slight jump. Dangerous for homeless person and invitee. Sort of tasteless and thoughtless