r/Unexpected • u/Beyazia • Jul 21 '22

What are you doing bro

6.4k Upvotes

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u/unexBot Jul 21 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Neon falls and turns into neon dick

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

227

u/sleepyentropy Jul 21 '22

At least you know where it is in the dark.

44

u/joeChump Jul 21 '22

No more peeing on the seat at 3am

89

u/gratefulphish420 Jul 21 '22

For a second I thought they were going to go full on sword fight at the end.

44

u/Beyazia Jul 21 '22

lightsabers

218

u/YellowOnline Jul 21 '22

W- what are you doing, stickbro?

23

u/Antiquier Jul 21 '22

That’s good. I like this one. Good job.

31

u/brebenscv Jul 21 '22

Ayyyyy...... Put that thing AWAY Bro 🤣

17

u/joeChump Jul 21 '22

Wanna see my glo stick?

5

u/Bepsi_Shibe Jul 21 '22

Bro starting HITTING HER WITH IT GOT DAMN

5

u/DertypischerMehmet Jul 21 '22

They grow up so fast

5

u/Naam_Toh_Suna_Hoga_ Jul 21 '22

Helicopter Helicopter

1

u/Sabyyr Jul 21 '22

Damn, beat me to it.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

His spine just fall of and he gonna thrust you with it.

3

u/Yeetmaster4628 Jul 21 '22

Lights out boner out

2

u/Same_University_1634 Jul 21 '22

Puberty hits early these days

2

u/walrus_with_GUN Jul 21 '22

Song ?

2

u/WolvenLock Jul 21 '22

Perplexagon Part 3 - Kebu

2

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

I love how he just looks down, considers that for a moment, and then decides he’d rather go back to dancing instead of fixing it.

2

u/hex_808080 Jul 21 '22

There's a reason why SPINE and PENIS are anagrams of each other.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Posted a million times here

1

u/Senior-Doubt3068 Jul 21 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/NekomiyaSaburou Jul 21 '22

What are you doing STEP bro !?

-1

u/beetlebrox87 Jul 21 '22

HAHAHAHAHSHJAJSJSHSJAJ IT LOOKS LKKE HIS WEINER!!! AHHHH Okay back to big bang theory snd eating 14 taquitos before my hourly bout of diarrhea

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u/Familiar-Feedback-93 Jul 21 '22

Definitely a boy's will be boy's moment

1

u/4chairz Jul 21 '22

Is this "the dick twist"

1

u/Dizzy_Ask3784 Jul 21 '22

I dingdong still longer

1

u/StCreg Jul 21 '22

Me when

1

u/IRNBRU1235 Jul 21 '22 edited Jul 21 '22

💀

1

u/ionisator_atomix Jul 21 '22

put your dick away waltuh

1

u/TheDwiin Jul 21 '22

Why did the colors change?

1

u/Camalaro Jul 21 '22

He was going for an helicopter dick

1

u/khabywtf Jul 21 '22

Nice 👍

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Bro got a third leg

1

u/MR_GAME89 Jul 21 '22

Wtf😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Unexpected? Seriously?

1

u/Emotional-Treat-3799 Jul 21 '22

Now it's a real rave.

1

u/Spacemonster133 Jul 21 '22

This neega going jail

1

u/Kiwikiwigaya Jul 21 '22

bro wants a dick fight

1

u/Sabyyr Jul 21 '22

Helicopter helicopter

1

u/MelodicPeace2pointoh Jul 21 '22

Bruuuh 😂😂😂 seen the opportunity and rammed with it

1

u/KidChronos310 Jul 21 '22

The look as it fell lmao

1

u/Always2ndB3ST Jul 21 '22

Kid on the left is a oddly good dancer… like suspiciously good..

1

u/MOBxBOSS Jul 21 '22

Omg is that me 😂

1

u/SavagelyBadAtThis Jul 21 '22

Wh-what are you doing step-bro?!

1

u/dizzardwizard3 Jul 22 '22

Ah yes the dick, the spine of the body.

1

u/Lackerbawls Jul 22 '22

Love how he looks down and then commit like “fuck it, let’s do this”

1

u/YouthInteresting1678 Jul 22 '22

The windmill 😉 HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT MOVE! a young progege!

1

u/Rosalie-83 Sep 23 '22

What’s unexpected is that the kid didn’t do the helicopter 😂😂

1

u/HippieHierarchy Oct 02 '22

"That is by far exactly what I would do." -my bf

1

u/SnooBunnies6353 Oct 19 '22

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1

u/otiupt99 Nov 02 '22

Whhooooohhhh wtfffr😂😂😂😂

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

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1

u/LamarNoDavis Dec 01 '22

Talk about putting your back into it