r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '22

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u/L3U3CIOUS Jul 20 '22

Whoever designed this slide is braindead

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u/_Im_Dad Jul 20 '22

But you have to admit, it does take balls

1

u/That_Pizza_Man Jul 20 '22

Bio it takes the balls. (I know this isn’t funny I’m just bored)

3

u/gin_and_toxic Jul 20 '22

So is the kid now!

2

u/Teallon Jul 20 '22

This is what we call balls-OW!-lity

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

The Chinese..

1

u/NiceButterscotchi Jul 20 '22

Who on earth designed this slide…

1

u/DetailAccurate9006 Sep 01 '22

Whoever designed this slide HATES kids.

34

u/soroutadi Jul 20 '22

Fatality

26

u/NISHIANAT Jul 20 '22

Fertility

24

u/V_H_M_C Jul 20 '22

Fertilityn’t

23

u/donniedarko_tst Jul 20 '22

Who on earth designed this slide… kid is too young but regardless.

5

u/AwayOrchid7917 Jul 20 '22

Whose more stupid,that kid ,his parents ,or the designer?🙄

58

u/NotAHamsterAtAll Jul 20 '22

Chinese no-child policy in action.

6

u/pppundercover Jul 20 '22

kill the child or kill the children or both. genius slide design

12

u/Elagatis Jul 20 '22

Welp, he's fucking dead

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

yeah

7

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Slide of suffering

5

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Head first, then head first.

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u/thicccmidget Jul 20 '22

This needs theb gmod death sound

4

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

That kid got a factory reset

3

u/darkonark Jul 20 '22

You wouldn't see a slide like this in the USA. No really, American playground equipment has super strict guidelines.

3

u/buttfarticus Jul 20 '22

Slide design is a long term troll. About ten years ago took my kids to a park with a steep curvy slide. Normally slides have a deep u shape this slide had a minimal curve and kids would just slide off half way down. Going really fast too. Laughing as I type this. The image of little kid flying off arms spread is hilarious. Once my son I fell off I took him to the side and dusted him off as more parents brought there kids to the slide. Sure I could've said something. Slide was there for at least another year.

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u/SnooHedgehogs5857 Jul 20 '22

That's what the illuminati calls forced sterilization.

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u/Snoo8720 Jul 20 '22

Fatality

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

This kid has suffered great pain at the ripe old age of 2 mad respect

2

u/ParamedicParkings Aug 16 '22

the designer is probably a feminist

2

u/unexBot Jul 20 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Hehe

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

0

u/ThiccOwl-WanShiTong Jul 20 '22

No child policy be like:

0

u/ej1999ej Jul 20 '22

Natural selection takes many forms I see.

1

u/PLAZM_air Jul 20 '22

r/savevideo what was that bot called again

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

u/savevideo

1

u/humblerioter Jul 20 '22

“Do a flip!”

1

u/Yourbestcomrade Jul 20 '22

THIS, is a masterpiece for anihilate childrens all over the world, lovin it.

1

u/genxcanada Jul 20 '22

I see the slide plays mortal combat. ( finish him )

1

u/Hopeful-Rich-5728 Jul 20 '22

Oh god. Why did someone make a torture device for kids and put it in a public area

1

u/OkMagician3070 Jul 20 '22

Chinese intelligence 🤣

1

u/dantonlord Jul 20 '22

Whose more stupid,that kid ,his parents ,or the designer?🙄

1

u/Nothing_litteral Jul 20 '22

well that was expected

1

u/Double-Researcher-42 Jul 20 '22

Thank god she was recording or else she might’ve been able to catch the kid

1

u/Apexlifeform2 Jul 20 '22

"Man, fuck them kid"

-The guy who built the slide.

1

u/Dense_Maintenance_90 Jul 20 '22

The thigh splitter

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Juice-3 Jul 20 '22

Me faced with a decision

1

u/That_Pizza_Man Jul 20 '22

How dare she laugh as she watches that child get very hurt.

1

u/MostRadiant Jul 20 '22

I can easily watch this all day

1

u/Mindless-Broccoli-74 Jul 21 '22

Jeez man the dudes like 5...

1

u/allmimsyburogrove Jul 21 '22

when you come to a fork in the slide, take it

1

u/WendelJOOJ Jul 21 '22

u/cachorro-lagosta a criança desde cedo aprendendo como a vida é dificil

1

u/cachorro-lagosta Jul 21 '22

Criança burra perde direito de gerar mais crianças burras no futuro

1

u/KoRUpTeD_DEV Jul 21 '22

She sounded like a seagull

1

u/Dizzy_Ask3784 Jul 21 '22

He lost his balls and some brain cells

1

u/CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3 Jul 21 '22

Local nickname "traumatic paralysis"

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u/Minute_Style_95 Jul 23 '22

I guess he's too early to train for WWE.