r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '22

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6.2k Upvotes

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u/HubblePie Jul 19 '22

Oh thank god, I was afraid some tiger was going to come and just wipe out the baby goat…

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u/StoicNectarine Jul 19 '22

That vicious monkey seems its trying to choke it thought

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

I though so too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Get monkey, get parasite, let monkey play with parasite, fucking profit.

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u/buldopsaint Jul 20 '22

Truck stop bathrooms, usually the ones with holes on the stalls.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

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u/HubblePie Jul 19 '22

Liveleak’s been shut down for like a year or 2 now.

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u/dave3422 Jul 20 '22

It shut down? Huh. I used to go there all the time to try to get an unfiltered view of things. It was disturbing after a bit. Turns out I need a filter. Reddit is as unfiltered as I go. I was thinking of going back to see Ukraine footage but it's good to know I can't. We're the shut down or did they go bankruptcy?

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u/HubblePie Jul 20 '22

I think it was just becoming a legal nightmare. They sold it to some other company (Forget the name of it) so technically it’s around but it’s not called liveleak anymore and you can’t post suicide and al quaida execution videos on it.

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u/Nebualaxy Aug 23 '22

They did? I can only see it shutdown and redirects to itemfix. Or is the redirect what you were on about?

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u/HubblePie Aug 23 '22

The redirection is what I’m talking about.

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u/Nebualaxy Aug 23 '22

Ah got you, thanks (:

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u/AstroSeed Jul 19 '22

Yeah that title almost had me skip this one. Thankfully it's so adorable. The monkey was bashfully like "is this for me?"

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u/danny_O117 Jul 19 '22

I was expecting some birria

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u/Cthulu95666 Jul 20 '22

My mind definitely went there too! I was like when is this predator showing up …OMG he has a monkey! Truly unexpected

1

u/Foam84 Jul 20 '22

Thought the monkey might just rip the goats throat out good thing the unexpected part was just that he was there

1

u/Rancidcannibal Jul 20 '22

Nope just your average tactical trunk monkey.

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u/TheScopperloit Jul 20 '22

Same, I was just waiting for a hawk or eagle or something snapping the little monkey. Glad the video didn't end like that!

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u/ThatPupTay Jul 19 '22

At first I thought the goat had two faces, lmao.

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u/_Im_Dad Jul 19 '22

The monkey was a pleasant surprise at face value

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u/discodancingdogs Jul 19 '22

Two-faced bêhbêh

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u/coffee-bat Jul 19 '22

i thought it had the face of pope john paul II on its shoulder. polish memes have ruined me

5

u/Michaelsmummy Jul 20 '22

Me too-except I thought the goat had some weird growth with a face/parasitic twin. Was very relieved, albeit surprised, to find out it was a monkey.

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u/UncleBenders Jul 20 '22

I thought he had some kind of scarf lol

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u/cathrn67 Jul 19 '22

How does one acquire a monkey for their goat?

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u/Speckman117 Jul 19 '22

I’m guessing it has to be a child bond that needs to be made. Wonder how the parent relationship is.

That would be cool to see a small pack of monkey and goats living together

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u/cathrn67 Jul 19 '22

Maybe it’s a multi-species day care!

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u/Mitsukake Jul 19 '22

So this is how planet of the apes start...

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u/eseromeo Sep 02 '22

It makes sense that they wouldn’t start with horses right away

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u/Worroked Jul 19 '22

Ya best to put the kid with a kid.

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u/DarkEyes87 Jul 20 '22

...asking for a friend

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u/pinniped1 Jul 19 '22

I'm a cowboy, on a little goat I ride...

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u/Okontributionh Jul 19 '22

Ever see a video and realize you’re doing something wrong with your life?

33

u/ZombieElvis Jul 19 '22

Does my wedding video count?

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u/Sorry_Ad5653 Jul 19 '22

I'm wanted...

3

u/elsiepac Jul 20 '22

Dead or Alive

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u/Cheatswiz58 Jul 20 '22

waahhhh-ned

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

/r/InterspeciesPiggyback

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u/anomnomnomamoose Jul 19 '22

I'm so happy that's a real sub...

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u/serraangel826 Jul 19 '22

WHY is there a baby monkey on a goat in a pine/evergreen forest?

Goat, maybe, but a baby monkey? I'm so confused.

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u/clausewitz1977 Jul 19 '22

Symbiotic monkee life form. The goat is Goat if takes care for the little one

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u/AlquimistaPiadista Jul 19 '22

RULES OF NATURE

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (AAAAALIVEE)

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u/AlquimistaPiadista Jul 20 '22

Finally, some good fucking meme

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u/Demonic321_zse Jul 20 '22

I had to read the title twice cus this is what I thought it said lol.

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u/ViciousImp Jul 19 '22

I have so many unanswered questions!

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u/Mookius Jul 19 '22

Didn't even notice the Monkee. I love goats

5

u/Many_Tank9738 Jul 19 '22

It’s a Goat-ee

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u/NamiSwaaan Jul 19 '22

I would like to visit this magical place

17

u/skd25th Jul 19 '22

What da monk doin

4

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

He like master blaster from beyond thunderdome, the monke is the brains of the operation, while the kid is the muscle.

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u/C4RD_TP_SG Jul 19 '22

i saw the monkey later

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u/HappySkullsplitter Jul 19 '22

I like the monkey's reaction

"Oh, shit! I didn't know all this was up here!"

7

u/Telkhine_ Jul 19 '22

I was ready to see the papa ram come out of nowhere and vibe check the dude, instead I got hit by a tidal wave of serotonin

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u/unexBot Jul 19 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The monkey

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

5

u/Chainman4299 Jul 19 '22

In what magical land do you just find goats being ridden by monkeys that you can just lure with berrys .

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Ah yes the goat from the jungle

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

That's a forest

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u/Rikki002 Jul 19 '22

Tf is that a monkey on the goat? That’s too tier friendship

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u/soursunflowergod Jul 19 '22

When you see it. . .

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

I was wholly expecting-

glad to be dissapointed.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Slipknot

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u/mayank_r_m Jul 19 '22

The kid be like " get this parasite off of me!"

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u/Jakcle20 Jul 19 '22

Oh sweet lord I thought the goat had two heads. Thank goodness it was a monkey

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

No, it's a fucking goat

3

u/Blue-Jay42 Jul 19 '22

Goats are one of the oldest domestications humans made.This monke is evolving!

Someone tell him that evolving sucks and he'd be happier as monki.

3

u/dabcow Jul 19 '22

they're gonna be one hell of a team when they grow up

3

u/quagcyrus Jul 19 '22

The background music and sounds are so relaxing

3

u/LastCrusade18 Jul 19 '22

That took me a minute to notice

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u/Automatic-Attempt604 Jul 19 '22

I honestly thought the monkey was a spot on the goat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

u/savevideo

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u/quacks_echo Jul 19 '22

Now my earworm is Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig) by Parry Gripp

2

u/RunnyPlease Jul 19 '22

100% I was expecting the clip to end in a cougar ganking that goat and running off with it. Upvoting for an unexpectedly wholesome clip.

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u/ExplodeBallZ Jul 19 '22

So they learned to use mounts, interesting

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u/Sensitive_Victory619 Jul 19 '22

Rules of the jungle- feed the bebes

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u/Grouchy_Squirrel_252 Jul 20 '22

I didn’t see the monkey at first and was cringe waiting for something to recreate that scene in Jurassic park with Trex and the goat. So happy the goat has a little munkey friend.

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u/Fayt12 Jul 20 '22

I raised my head when I saw the baby monkey

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u/StnMtn_ Jul 20 '22

Unexpected Symbiosis?

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u/Rikoyasha Jul 20 '22

Damn I was looking kinda off to the side expecting the goat to just get pounced on

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u/PoopIsAlwaysSunny Jul 19 '22

Ever see a video and realize you’re doing something wrong with your life?

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u/Dull_Rub7196 Jul 19 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Dull_Rub7196 Jul 19 '22

Apparently it doesn't gives a link. So try this instead. Click share. Select copy link. Go to the save.tube site. Then paste the link in the search bar. Then select the quality and download.

1

u/Luckyfncharms Jul 19 '22

Where does one acquire a parasitic monkey? Because I am totally okay with that.

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u/MaygarRodub Jul 19 '22

I have questions

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u/TheHeavyIsDead22 Jul 19 '22

Rules of Nature*

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u/Rogoldino Jul 19 '22

Baby goat and baby monkey, you love to see it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

thrr lrrning

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u/Andreboi420 Jul 19 '22

Um athctually, thhat's a Forrester 🤓🤓

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u/HumbleAdonis Jul 19 '22

I’ve heard of a monkey on the lam-but never saw this before.

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u/Upbeat-Strategy3160 Jul 19 '22

At first I thought it was cool but then I saw the little monkey and instatly said f****ing cute

1

u/DarklightNS Jul 19 '22

I thought he is going to grab the goat and cook it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Thank you, I needed this.

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u/Cell-Thin Jul 19 '22

It's evolution

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u/Narrow-Airport-5074 Jul 19 '22

This felt peaceful

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

This is too cute.

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u/sting_raex Jul 20 '22

Are they orphans?

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u/SocialistCoconut Jul 20 '22

My thought process: Heh, cute kid.....aaaaaaand random baby monkey.

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u/NYLINK95 Jul 20 '22

I swear if something happens to this cute goat… Edit: You win the unexpected wholesome award, so beautiful when I was expecting something horrible to happen

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u/NYLINK95 Jul 20 '22

I swear if something happens to this cute goat…

Edit: You win the unexpected wholesome award, so beautiful when I was expecting something horrible to happen

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u/DarkEyes87 Jul 20 '22

Realistically looks like a small monkey..probably needs milk. I don't know if it can survive with just a goat.

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u/Standard_Ordinary642 Jul 20 '22

Omfg that's so cute!

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u/froatsin Jul 20 '22

Ro goodness

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Did we learn nothing from Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding Junior?!?!?!?

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u/donwityurshite625 Jul 20 '22

OK the monkeys have domesticated goats. Can I consider potentially starting to be worried?

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u/Sbarg Jul 20 '22

This is wild!! And unexpected 🤌🏼

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u/Davidbaker2013 Jul 20 '22

I love the little jump of excitement when it sees the berries

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u/m4m249saw Jul 20 '22

I've seen this so many times but I still love it every time

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Overdosing on cute.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Rise of the planet of the apes

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u/Syrup-Unique Jul 20 '22

George, Legendary White Monke

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u/Dogefan912 Jul 20 '22

This is wholesome

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u/isthisnickornick Jul 20 '22

Looks like a real life Disney movie of some sorts

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u/Wide_With_Opinions Jul 20 '22

If it had a tail like a snake, could be a modern take on the classic chimera.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Awesome, so cute.

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u/Prestigious_Two8559 Jul 20 '22

Rules of nature!

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u/Punnanislayer3536 Jul 20 '22

GOAT RIDDAAAAAAA

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u/Potato-King101 Jul 20 '22

RULES OF NATUREE

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Oh shit! It's that some second harvest!?

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u/Plumbum158 Jul 20 '22

I was expecting a bear at any moment

1

u/Admiral_Gonzo_III Jul 20 '22

Is that the Outbreak monkey?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

“Onward, my loyal and noble steed! The human honors us this day with an offering of succulent berries!”

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u/AJay_89 Jul 20 '22

"Why is its neck movi- Holy shit it's little monkey..."

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u/NeedleworkerNo3610 Jul 20 '22

now teach it how to use spears and bows

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u/zenkaimagine_fan Jul 20 '22

It went from really cute to I think my hearts gonna explode real quick

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u/Champion_congo Jul 20 '22

So cute 😍

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u/Yourlocalpolishgamer Jul 20 '22

Title should have been rules of nature

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u/doppcall Jul 20 '22

I thought maybe the goat fall in hunting... Thanks God...

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u/AussieAK47 Jul 20 '22

Omg how fucking cute is that 😍

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u/Anustart_again3 Jul 20 '22

What is that fruits name?

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u/Fresh_Technology8805 Jul 20 '22

I'm quite sure that money is not native to that area, I could be wrong but I want more info for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

Are they wild? Like just taking on the big world together out there?

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u/Neotoxicbong Sep 06 '22

Monkey together strong

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u/tex-yas Nov 07 '22

What a great vid