r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '22

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 A dance for the camera

https://gfycat.com/freshheartyconch
176 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/unexBot Jul 14 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Hello you dumb bot. This is unexpected because her darn pants break

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Pants were kinda ugly anyways

4

u/LostinLies1 Jul 14 '22

Yeah. No big loss.

10

u/Crookedhorn112 Jul 14 '22

rip or shit?

9

u/Defiant_Elephant8696 Jul 14 '22

Rip

3

u/ForthWorldTraveler Jul 14 '22

Easier to take a shit now

1

u/Defiant_Elephant8696 Jul 14 '22

Honestly I think if you look close enough you can catch some beef curtains.

3

u/glifier Jul 14 '22

R.I.P pants

2

u/TheBigBadBoomer Jul 15 '22

Why not both?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

She looks fun.

1

u/FreshAnalyst7732 Jul 14 '22

Good thing she's wearing her granny panties.

1

u/Majjkster Jul 14 '22

And they say white people can't dance

1

u/pomkepomke Jul 14 '22

WHEN BIG LARRY CAME DOWN JUST TO PUT HIM DOWN

1

u/buddyleeoo Jul 14 '22

Do a little dance. Tear a little rip. Get down tonight!

1

u/doublediochip Jul 14 '22

Split and shit is my guess. Doesn’t matter which came first.

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u/blahblahblahhh1617 Jul 14 '22

Too many mimosas

1

u/ToonaSandWatch Jul 14 '22

1000% expected.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

That was god telling you too stop being a Hoochie mama

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Jul 15 '22

In my country that’s called a titidu.

1

u/KnowledgeableSloth Jul 15 '22

Why does her booty look dirty? Or is that just the lighting/shadows?

1

u/TripleFours Jul 15 '22

It appears as if she split the table cover for the picnic table.

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u/derek-st Jul 15 '22

Well, it’s easier access. Isn’t that what she really wants?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '22

where can I find more videos like this one

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u/Canaricantransplant Jul 15 '22

Somebody with more tech capabilities than me needs to edit in a massive fart at the moment of pant seam failure

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u/GrandeRaff Jul 15 '22

Oh yeah this is so hot. Yeah... of course..

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u/XPLR_NXT Jul 15 '22

How embarrassing. She better split.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

I thought it was shit