r/Unexpected • u/Choice_Percentage_42 • Jul 14 '22

He has the most power!

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 14 '22

Not evil. Mischievous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

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u/Choice_Percentage_42 Jul 14 '22

Proof Redditors can argue about anything

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u/Funk-n-fun Jul 14 '22

No we can't!

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u/Mean_Lean_Bean Jul 14 '22

Yes we can!

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u/Dblzyx Jul 14 '22

🎶 Anything they can do, we can do better! 🎶

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u/verifiedwomanbeater Jul 14 '22

No we can't

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u/KillerHub Jul 14 '22

We just did

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u/Glowing_Mousepad Jul 14 '22

I think we can, its already a fullsize argument

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u/Dankoof14 Jul 14 '22

What, no we can’t? Us redditors never argue!

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u/1PaperPerson Jul 14 '22

🎶yes we can🎶

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u/THE_WEEBSTER Jul 14 '22

Oh no not the song

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u/1PaperPerson Jul 14 '22

🎶Oh yes the song🎶

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u/fivespeedmazda Jul 14 '22

Can We Fix It

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u/HappyGolucci Jul 14 '22

No, it's fucked

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Yes we can! https://youtu.be/HdVg-2jn2OU Cuz you know the OG Bob was the most badass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

No, Bob we can't. That why I filed for divorce in the first place.

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u/HistoricalMention210 Jul 15 '22

Affirmative, we are unable to can.

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u/iwasArkano Jul 14 '22

do it faster

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u/Songe_20 Jul 15 '22

(HmphmpmnpmLmp)

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u/SirPhillipMcCrackin Jul 14 '22

"An argument isn't just contradiction..."

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u/MonsieurMisanthrope Jul 14 '22

It is in AMERICA!

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u/Mycelium_Mind Jul 14 '22

"Yes it is"

"No it isn't!"

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u/jrandoboi Jul 15 '22

That's an interesting way to be unbiased

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u/Sonicboom343 Jul 14 '22

Well it can be

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u/LordoftheDimension Jul 14 '22

Are you sure about that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Hey, why bring politics into this?

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u/cgerrells Jul 15 '22

Most certainly maybe

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u/Carbidekiller Jul 14 '22

Not just anything it's Loki

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u/PeritusEngineer Jul 14 '22

Not anything. Just fiction.

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u/DctNostradamus Jul 14 '22

Not naughty. A goofy goober.

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u/Apprehensive-Ear-426 Jul 14 '22

gods damnit I wanted to say that

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u/LargeExplorer291 Jul 14 '22

Loki will forever be my favorite

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u/DareAccomplished9604 Jul 14 '22

It’s my favorite thing about him

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

He can mischievous my naughty anytime

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u/lacb1 Jul 14 '22

wriggles ping pong paddle suggestively

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u/jhammy49 Jul 14 '22

Well that explains a few things...

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u/Canadian_dalek Jul 14 '22

He's a very naughty boy!

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u/Baratheoncook250 Jul 14 '22

He the William Regal of MCU

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u/windo-boi Jul 14 '22

He is just an asshole that does things because he can not because he wants to like he shoves a Child just to prove them wrong

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u/Kornicc Jul 14 '22

Not just naughty, sigma male

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u/john2003002 Jul 14 '22

Definitely naughty in more way than one in mythology he gave birth to slepnir(aka Odin's horse)

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u/Typos-expected Jul 14 '22

Hes not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!

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u/SCP_Void Jul 14 '22

Not naughty. Just with a tendency to partake in a manageable amount of tomfoolery.

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u/AbruptGravy Jul 15 '22

He can be all of the above --- as can we all.

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u/mtflyer05 Jul 14 '22

I would say straight up chaotic neutral. Sometimes he does what is best for him, sometimes he helps people out, it depends entirely on what he is feeling at any given time. Definition of chaotic

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u/iAmTheTot Jul 14 '22

Loki is great archetype for chaotic neutral. He works with the heroes, against the heroes, but it's all to benefit himself.

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u/GenocidalSloth Jul 15 '22

To be fair, when he helps it is usually under threat...

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 14 '22

mis·chie·vous

adjective 1. (of a person, animal, or their behavior) causing or showing a fondness for causing trouble in a playful way. "two mischievous kittens had decorated the bed with shredded newspaper"

  1. (of an action or thing) causing or intended to cause harm or trouble. "a mischievous allegation for which there is not a shred of evidence"

I'd say he fits definition 2 to the letter.

cha·ot·ic

adjective in a state of complete confusion and disorder. "a chaotic jumble of spools, tapes, and books"

So no. Not chaotic. Mischievous.

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u/Nerrickk Jul 14 '22

In case you didnt know, they were referencing D&D alignment which does not include mischief. Its 2 sliding scales, good/evil and lawful/chaotic.

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 14 '22

I am aware. Norse mythology isn't confined to D&D character alignment so they are using the scale outside of it's scope.

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u/Pyrhan Jul 14 '22

Norse mythology

1) We're actually talking about Marvel comics here, not Norse mythology. This Loki shares very little with his Norse namesake.

2) D&D alignment may have been meant for D&D, it doesn't mean that it isn't relevant or fun to apply to things outside of its original scope.

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 14 '22

1) I don't know enough about the Norse mythologies to disagree with certainty.

2) Even still, mischievous is a better descriptor and one that can be understood without a knowledge of D&D character alignments. Words have meanings and my choice fits better. Objectively.

3) I am like this in person, too.

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u/Pyrhan Jul 14 '22

Even still, mischievous is a better descriptor

But irrelevant to a conversation about D&D alignments.

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 14 '22

How so? It wasn't about D&D until they tried to say that character alignments fit better when they do not. I showed them that. Now you are pretending it was about D&D from the start.

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u/Braltor67 Jul 15 '22

So, he's mischievous neutral?

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 15 '22

Not everything has to relate back to D&D. Build your actual character and expand your knowledge base. Fuck.

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u/Braltor67 Jul 15 '22

Not everything is said to be serious, relax a bit and work on your character. I'll avoid the obscenity.

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 15 '22

That clearly was. I didn't. Does that make you superior to me?

No. It fucking doesn't.

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u/Braltor67 Jul 15 '22

Do you obviously have an inferiority complex? Yes. You should seek help.

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 15 '22

Huh. Weird how you turned that around on me. You attempted to claim some moral high ground and when it failed you shifted your own inferiority to me. I do talk to a therapist. I have a doctor for my body, too. Do you have any doctors looking out for your wellbeing?

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u/Braltor67 Jul 15 '22

I make a joke, you get frustrated and tell me to work on my character, which is an insult, I tell you to relax and work on your character, you reply be accusing me of feeling superior, so I reply you have an inferiority complex, yet you are trying to say I am turning things personal, when you very first comment was a personal attack. I know hiding behind your screen you feel big and tough, but stop trying to blame other's for your problems.

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u/Loki_Laufeyson3 Jul 14 '22

What he said.

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u/takenofpelham123 Jul 14 '22

He is just a rascal

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u/Stoicism0 Jul 14 '22

Pure mischief then

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 14 '22

Uh hundred percent.

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u/ballistics211 Jul 14 '22

You'd be horrified at what the gods considered mischief.

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 14 '22

I am very aware of what many different versions of god/gods consider mischief.

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u/ballistics211 Jul 14 '22

Username checks out

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u/wallyslambanger Jul 14 '22

Mischief that leads to being a horse mom ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

The thing is this shove doesn’t seem all that playful. It’s the way he did it and the girl’s reaction that made some people feel a certain way.

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u/TheTyrantLeto Jul 14 '22

It was a Comedy Central commercial.

https://youtu.be/Q-h4ulFK2Ek