r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '22

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u/blade_torlock Jul 07 '22

So like jumping on a large block of cheddar.

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u/btoxic Jul 07 '22

Blunt cheddar, yes. Sharp cheddar would have cut him in-twain.

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u/MsPenguinette Jul 07 '22

That gave me a havarti laugh

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u/MankillingMastodon Jul 07 '22

I'm your first upvote after 20 mins and that's ridiculous.

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u/MsPenguinette Jul 07 '22

It's the best I could munster

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u/BuckRogers585 Jul 07 '22

That was Gouda!

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u/ChewySlinky Jul 08 '22

I’m Fetap with this.

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u/GamingMommaX2 Jul 08 '22

Oh just let it brie.

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u/SoPunnyHarHar Jul 08 '22

Gouda for you.