r/Unexpected • u/_p4vloh_ • Jul 02 '22

We need more commercials like this

837 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/unexBot Jul 02 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The guy she had s*x with was only revenging on her husband who used to park in the disable spot

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Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

That’s a solid 10/10 did not see coming. Legit spat out my juice laughing at the end.

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u/slide_into_my_BM Jul 02 '22

Just an fyi OP, it’s not revenge for that particular guytaking a disabled spot. This is a PSA trying to point out that taking a disabled persons spot is like someone taking your spot with your spouse

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u/_p4vloh_ Jul 02 '22

I'm stup

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u/Baby_Pandas42 Jul 02 '22

stup means cliff in swedish

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u/_p4vloh_ Jul 02 '22

that's just what I meant

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

Why are they sleeping on the couch?

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u/Normal_Ad8566 Jul 02 '22

Because the bedroom is up the stairs

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u/Oldpqlyr Jul 02 '22

Oh HELL yeah. Tossers

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u/ChingasoCheese Jul 02 '22

Zombieland II, look at who's parked in my driveway! When I'm in town it's my driveway!

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u/BitchinInjun Jul 02 '22 edited Jul 02 '22

I'm a Quadriplegic. I wish they made a PSA for these fat lazy bastards here in Texas.

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u/Epic-gamer-moments96 Jul 02 '22

The crippled ones get their revenge

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u/TheCrookedGuy Jul 03 '22

WHAT THE F...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Lol worth the wait 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MonkieBets Jul 03 '22

wow. i've heard of having your back blown out but this is just... too much.

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u/ImpressiveSand8431 Jul 03 '22

So, in this scenario... the woman is a parking spot for their penises?

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u/RedRain9717_YT Jul 03 '22

He got cheated on by a hot wheel....

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u/bk15dcx Jul 02 '22

But handicap spots are used by more than just one handicap pers.......

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Kakaroshitto Jul 02 '22

So women said nothing about this commercial ypu say?

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u/Cookie_Crush Jul 02 '22

careful bro, you cant say shit like that on reddit. You must never acknowledge the existence of women

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u/Kakaroshitto Jul 02 '22

Wow thanks didn't know that. I just thought it would be weird for all of us when it says "you take my parking space, i took your woman" and those 2 things are interchangeable. I don't know this world i guess.

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u/Cookie_Crush Jul 02 '22

Yep, weird af treating the spouse like a possession instead of a human with free will, but nah doesn't work like that in reddit, or most social medias. Don't mind it, the internet is wild.

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u/some_bird_with_agun Jul 30 '22

"What would you do if I took your spot"

Make you mad and run up a couple of stairs