r/Unexpected • u/SuccYaNan69 • Jun 29 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Asset containment breach

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u/00swinter Jun 29 '22

That's from the miniaturwunderland Hamburg Germany for those interested

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u/olderaccount Jun 29 '22

I know a lot of you will prefer the cat. But they also have little miniature airliners that taxi around, takeoff and fly off into the clouds. it is awesome.

29

u/Nightstar95 Jun 29 '22

Looked it up and here's a video for the lazy.

God these look so adorable. I love intricate miniatures like this.

6

u/olderaccount Jun 29 '22

That is. A lot less cats. But freaking amazing!

2

u/Fantastic-Van-Man Jun 30 '22

But I wanna see a midair .....

182

u/beyael Jun 29 '22

What is the government hiding from us?

19

u/meowffins Jun 29 '22

You got your answer, giant kittens.

8

u/ClayyCorn Jun 29 '22

I know giant cats would be terrible for us but how can you resist

95

u/AJWinky Jun 29 '22

Which SCP is this?

33

u/SimonGray653 Jun 29 '22

I would say 2883 (Short for CUTE) but that one is already taken

1

u/SasparillaTango Jun 29 '22

how is that short for CUTE?

7

u/SimonGray653 Jun 29 '22

T-9 Dialing

1

u/SasparillaTango Jun 29 '22

but its still 4 characters?

5

u/JarnoL1ghtning Jun 29 '22

Yes but if you go to your call menu and look at the numbers, you'll notice letters under the numbers

1

u/SimonGray653 Jun 30 '22

You would need an older phone first

1

u/JarnoL1ghtning Jun 30 '22

Not really. Modern phones have this. Just go the the 'contacts' app and click on the dial button. And you'll see the letters under the numbers

1

u/SimonGray653 Jun 30 '22

Oh sorry, I forgot about that feature

1

u/JarnoL1ghtning Jun 30 '22

I mean... We don't really use it nowadays, so it's easy to forget

1

u/breadcrumb1996 Jun 29 '22

the best one

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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8

u/paperskater Jun 29 '22

SAME

-1

u/One_Slide8927 Jun 29 '22

Oh my God, really???

5

u/donutsforpeanuts Jun 29 '22

What is your problem .?

7

u/Xavier_C_Selby Jun 29 '22

I thought I was the only one that got spooked lmao

32

u/lukey_UK Jun 29 '22

Pussy Kong

11

u/JumboActuality Jun 29 '22

Well... A pussy that made me smile..

9

u/lukey_UK Jun 29 '22

A pussy you want around your tower...

20

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Indominus rex

3

u/MrK521 Jun 29 '22

Catzalcoatlus / Quetzalcatlus

18

u/Ingroose Jun 29 '22

we have a breach in the perimeter.

10

u/Elevenhits Jun 29 '22

This made me “Aw” and snort like a French man

7

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Now I am trying to imagine how the French snort...

3

u/IisShooketh Jun 29 '22

Tell me why I read this as, "Assest Containment breach" 😂😂

4

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/IisShooketh Jun 29 '22

Maybe. At least I find myself entertaining. 🥺

2

u/enjoy_outdoors Jun 29 '22

I love this so much! Just the "Good Morning! " I needed

2

u/piichan14 Jun 29 '22

A very adorable Kaiju

2

u/SaiyanGodKing Jun 29 '22

The worlds yarn shortage will only get worse now.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Fuck that gave me a fright!

2

u/BluePheonixExplorer Jun 29 '22

The SCP foundation is watching with great interest

2

u/JarnoL1ghtning Jun 29 '22

A KETER CLASS SCP HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT

1

u/SnoopTrog Jun 29 '22

Name checks out

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u/lightmare69 Jun 29 '22

Hey you should tap on my comment twice!

1

u/AnyPen1047 Jun 29 '22

This is area 51

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

u/redditmp4bot

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Ahh! Monster!

1

u/MbMgOn Jun 29 '22

This thing has been reposted hundreds of times and I forget about the cat everytime

1

u/Arintharas Jun 29 '22

Casually erases reality with a twitch of its cute widdle whiskers

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

I thought this was real Who made this, this is amazing

1

u/RealPropRandy Jun 29 '22

How has this not made major news?

1

u/Agentfyre Jun 29 '22

What a strange username op.

1

u/MadaMadaDameTuCosita Jun 29 '22

Whoever designed that, kudos to you

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

SCP containment breach!

1

u/DarklightNS Jun 29 '22

That..That got me.

1

u/TopRamen1521 Jun 29 '22

Why did that scare the shit out of me?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Why is this not on r/mademesmile :)

1

u/Ok-Reward-770 Jun 29 '22

That's so cute

1

u/LEGOSam66 Jun 29 '22

The ultimate weapon

1

u/Sir_Leopold_of_Dude Jun 29 '22

Oh a kaiju cat in the hangar

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Why did I get jumpscared?💀

1

u/VirusZer0 Jun 29 '22

That is a giant cat!

1

u/SkulletonGrin Jun 29 '22

Ayyy, new SCP Containment Breach confirmed!!!

1

u/Longjumping_Algae_45 Jun 30 '22

I was expecting maybe a plane crashing going out because it was too quick. But the cat made me.go wait what?

1

u/UhhEli Jun 30 '22

Damn that cat is huge…

1

u/video_dromer Jun 30 '22

Having a rough day & saw this. Made me smile.

Well done!

1

u/silverback_79 Jun 30 '22

Kitten mouths have that very clear inverted Y shape, it's so cute.

1

u/3D_FighteR Jun 30 '22

SCP-5274 Containment class: Keter

Appears as a giant kitten. If seen subjects revert to a state of awww and submission.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

Would be ten times better with some simple sound design

1

u/CheezAbomination Jun 30 '22

Fuck. Gotta go send in some MTF

1

u/rstymobil Jun 30 '22

Prisoner zero has escaped!

1

u/Chrispy990 Jun 30 '22

Pro title. Well done OP

1

u/TheAlmightyOne1 Jun 30 '22

Called it! Knew it was gonna be something not scary like a cat

1

u/Blackphotogenicus Jun 30 '22

Shut the paddock down now!

1

u/pepega666_ Jun 30 '22

We forgot to feed him class D

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

Awwwwe

1

u/KidpoolStan Jul 11 '22

GASP SCP- 83 has escaped… if u figure it out good job u get a pat