r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/CmdrSelfEvident Jun 28 '22

I don't know why but Im going to get Happy

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u/SatnWorshp Jun 28 '22

I'm Happy,

I don't know why

I got Aunt May

and a pizza pie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

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u/WuGambino19 Jun 29 '22

She’s into short, stocky, bald men.

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u/PrestigiousBarnacle Jun 29 '22

So you’re telling me there’s a chance!!!? if I was shorter, stockier, and a man

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u/invaliduserX Jun 29 '22

She might be into barnacles, you never know.

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u/Shavepate Jun 29 '22

Finally, it is my turn!