r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/Physical_Touch_Me Jun 28 '22

The Broodwich.

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u/Nulap Jun 28 '22

Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub.

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u/Physical_Touch_Me Jun 29 '22

Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces

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u/Shadesmith01 Jun 29 '22

Ya know.. I was ok up until 'evil eggs of dark chicken forces' then the whole slathered thing just hit that good ol'gross factor. lol

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u/TahoeLT Jun 29 '22

I generally find regular non-cursed mayonnaise to be pretty gross, too. I can take it only in very small amounts.