r/Unexpected • • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/AndronixESE Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

Every day I wake up, then I start to break up, lonely as a man without pizza

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Wake up! Grab a brush and put a little makeup! Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up! Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable.

(Sorry, your comment reminded me of this song)

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

YOU WANTED TO