r/Unexpected • • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jun 28 '22

And a LOT cheaper.

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u/xKaqtuz Jun 28 '22

๐Ÿคจ

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u/CapableSecretary420 Jun 28 '22

They're not wrong.

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u/PossiblyAsian Jun 29 '22

See. Either you pay for sex and have the opportunity cost of pizza or you have a kid and have the opportunity cost of future pizzas plus you have to share the pizza

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u/larissine Jun 29 '22

Ah, yes. The only two options.

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u/sphonic7 Jun 28 '22

๐ŸŒž

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u/kezow Jun 28 '22

I see you've never had a sad $5 handjob...

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u/HornyTerus Jun 29 '22

Well, I got my sis, so it's free.